Death by Ex Girlfriend: Aika Crisis

Day 12: And So, I Went Shopping With My Ex-Girlfriend

  (Remember when you were little and your mom had to take you with her whenever she went shopping, and it seemed like something that should be so simple ended up taking hours to get done, mostly because she ended up getting distracted from what she actually went there to buy? Well, I do. For that reason, I've never liked going shopping with girls, because the stereotype of them getting distracted while in a store has always rung true whenever I accompanied a girl on her shopping spree. I learned that much from dating Isabella.)

Osamu remembered the time he accompanied Isabella at the mall when he dated her. They originally went there to find some new shoes and a few clothing items, but things got kind of hectic. As they walked hand-in-hand, Isabella stopped when she saw a book store. Her face lit up as she tugged at Osamu's arm.

"Let's go in there! I wanna find some books on the mechanical workings of firearms!"
"I don't think you'll find anything like that in there!"

(Then, the lingerie store...)

"Osamu, look! Maybe I can find some cute lace panties for our next movie night, huh?"
"You already bought like 80 pairs of them at the last store!"

(And then the donut place...)

"Osamu! You won't judge me if I eat a dozen of these, right?"
"Have some self-control!"
"You'll be happy if the fat goes to my butt!"

*INCOMING LIE*

"No, I'd still scold you for being a shameless glutton!", Osamu said, resisting the mental image of Isabella's plump rump.
(Shopping really isn't my element. But, I wonder how it will go today with Izanami. She seems responsible enough. Well, guess I'll get out of bed and see.)

日十二

DAY 12

She's sweet, she's sour, she's gentle, she's power!

Osamu opened his eyes and sat up in bed, looking to his right to see Isabella just barely waking up next to him.

(Ah, I almost forgot. Isabella sleeps in here now since Yoko lost the race.)
"You up, Osamu?", Isabella whispered in a tired voice, her eyes still shut in exhaustion.
"Yeah. I'll go see if Izanami is up and we'll go find something for Aika. You uhh...you aren't getting up?"
"I would, but...."
"What?"
"My body is so sore! I can't move an inch!"
(Yep, that tends to happen when you work out too hard. Lesson learned, huh Izzy?)
"Serves you right, loser. That's what you get for speeding up my treadmill and slamming me into the wall!"
"It's not my fault you've got the leg strength of a 6 year old girl!", Isabella hissed.
"Whatever."

Osamu got out of bed and stretched his limbs, yawning as he did so.
"Just take it easy today, alright?", Osamu asked with a smile.
"You don't have to tell me twice. Have a good day with Izanami."

Osamu could hear water running in the kitchen as he exited the room and went downstairs. Turns out, Izanami was already up and had already eaten breakfast.