Death by Ex Girlfriend: Aika Crisis

Day 18: Today, We Celebrated My Ex-Girlfriend's Birthday

  (That day...Aika's birthday. When I woke up beside Isabella in bed, it was raining. Not just some kind of 'thin clouds and 20 minutes of rain' kind of rain either. It was a real storm. Looking at the calendar, I realized it was already September. The fall equinox was just right around the corner. So, in essence...it was like the storm that declared that summer was over.)

Osamu and Isabella watched the rain from their bedroom window, both of them sharing the blanket for warmth.

"Summer is pretty much over now." Isabella quietly moaned.
 "Yep."
"I guess that means we can fool around now that it's cuddle season."
"Y-wait, what?" Osamu recoiled.

Isabella turned her head and smiled at Osamu.

"Oh come on. It's gonna cold both outside and inside. The only real warm place is going to be the bed, with just you and I."
(Not good! I think that rumor about girls becoming more amorous during the colder seasons is true!)
"Ah, I know what you're thinking. Don't think I don't. mister!"
"W-what? You do?"
"Yep. You're wondering if women really do get more amorous during fall and winter, right?"
"Yeah...damn it! How did you know that?"
"Oh come on, I've known you for too long."
"So then? Is it true?! You guys turn into complete vixens during this season, right?!"
"Calm down, horn dog. It's not true for every girl. Now, personally, I do get more of an urge to kiss and cuddle during this season."
"Great, but we're talking about being amorous."
"As for that...well...I certainly feel more "tense" during the cold, you know? Like I really, really need some release."

* H E A T *

Osamu gulped louder than the rain hit the window.

(I don't know if I can handle where this is going...)

"I'd do it myself, but it's just not good enough, you know? It's like I need something...I don't know...bigger, warmer, and more powerful."
(It's starting to get a little hot in here...)
"I just want to find the biggest one possible and just let it release my tension, like a volcano finally erupting."
(Stop it Izzy!)
"And in the end, it's all just a beautiful, warm, moist finish. You know? Thick and creamy, just how I like it!"
"What the hell are we talking about?!" 
"Hmm? I thought we were talking about going to the store and buying a nice, big can of cocoa powder for hot chocolate. They have those little packets at the convenience store but it's not enough!"
(Ah. That.)
"Thank god..." Osamu sighed in relief.
"Hmm? You didn't think I was going all Betty Dodson on you, right? I'm not that dirty! You know that! In fact, I'd argue I'm as pure as the rain."
"Who's Betty Dodson?"

*REPURPOSING THE HITACHI WAND*

"N-nobody!" Izzy snickered.

Osamu stared out of the window as the rain continued to pour.

"We're gonna have a lot of days like this, where we're stuck inside of the house." Osamu groaned.
"Don't be such a downer. At least today is Aika's birthday."
"Yeah..."
"Oh crap! The cake!" the two shouted in unified realization.