Child: Daddy, when I grow up I want to be just like you.
Dad: You're just copying me to get successful and I'm going to slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch.
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RandomSo, to be honest this is really sick and twisted, or laid back things that make me laugh or I think that make me laugh. I am sadistic, and I am a very cold hearted person. Some of this will be A LOT of crude humor, as I have lots of it. ;) If you ge...
