If I were a criminal I would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and they'd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me.
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[229] If I Were
If I were a criminal I would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and they'd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me.