In sixth grade, I thought I was tough shit so I decided to try and walk on top of the monkey bars, but I slipped and a bar hit my vag and it started to bleed and I thought it was my period but it was just my hymen breaking. I lost my virginity to the monkey bar.
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RandomSo, to be honest this is really sick and twisted, or laid back things that make me laugh or I think that make me laugh. I am sadistic, and I am a very cold hearted person. Some of this will be A LOT of crude humor, as I have lots of it. ;) If you ge...
