The never ending kind

13-Mr. Puppers

"Right this way, my good sir," Razel jokingly swept her arms down one of the halls. She began walking next to me when I passed her, Reinen walking quietly behind us.

"So, got a map to this place?" There was no way I would be able to find my way anywhere in here. Without them, I'd probably have starved before finding the kitchen.

"Nope, it's meant to confuzzle enemies and allies alike," Razel decided to skip ahead a little, glancing back to release a freaky smile at me, red hair swaying and bouncing.

"Just so's you all know, I am directionally challenged. I.E. I'd be more likely to accidentally go the very opposite way I was supposed to," I crossed my arms, thinking that these twins are a bit on the creepy side.

I watched Razel skip around a corner farther ahead of me, "Hey! Wait up!" I turned to look back and tell Reinen to hurry, only to find him missing as well. I stopped, not sure what to do before deciding to just go around the corner that Razel did. There was no one around; freakishly creepy when I had seen so many people outside. How was it so-

"BOO!!!"

"OH MY LANTA!" I screeched at the top of my lungs, shoulder to the opposite side of the wall. Reinen had jolted me from the back as Razel had yelled out while sliding a large door open. "You guys are terrible horrible creatures! How could you trick me with food?"

"That was adorable Mr. Puppers," Razel giggled so innocently it was frightening.

"Do you guys really have to stick with me?" No way was I going to call them sitters. "And hell, woman, my name is Drey! Not that-that sickening name. I think you made me- a little in my mouth with that one."

"Oh, that is just lovely, DreyDrey. I've always wanted to be told that calling someone a pet name makes them physically ill," I could not tell if she was being serious or joking. 

I looked to Reinen, "Is she always like this?"

He flushed a little to which Razel then actually cackled and he then glared at her for. It was like watching an emotional tennis match. Now, if only I had something to fricking eat while watching this, "Razel, I will take your shinies and scuff them if you do not bring me to the kitchen for food."

"What are you on- Really? Shinies?" Razel did a hair flip. "Reinen, your tastes are sucktastic."

"Listen, I am a vindictive person that goes crazy when I'm hungry. I take no responsibility for my actions and words while in this condition," I took in a deep breath, "Now get me food, woman!"

She stepped aside, motioning me in, "Fridge. Thataway. Happy hunting."

Reinen stepped in as well, glaring a bit at his sister as she stared back. They seemed to go back and forth for a bit while I dug through the fridge for sandwich materials in between. I had found several items to make a delicious sandwich, "Anyone want in on this?"

"Yeah, make me one without Mayo," Razel stated before patting her brother on the shoulder. "I'll be back. Gotta pee."

"So ladylike," I smirked, trying to decide whether or not to put a bit of mayo in hers just to be vindictive.

"I do not suggest doing that," Reinen's voice was surprisingly low, holding an almost purring quality to it. "She holds grudges three times over, dishing it out just when you have forgotten about it. She once waited three years before getting me back for hiding alarm clocks all over her room and having them go off at different times."

"Why would you do such a cruel thing? Interrupting someone's sleep," I jokingly frowned. He bunched his shoulders, cheeks flushing  a little as he stuttered.