Sunday/12:34pm
???: Hey hyung, can you buy me banana milk?
Me: Who is this?
???:Hyung stop playing around. Just buy it and I'll pay you back
Me: I am not your hyung. You got the wrong number
???: Ha ha. Very funny. Just buy it please
Me: I am telling you that you got the wrong number. Now stop bothering me. Bye
???: Fine have it that way
*Read at 12:50pm*
*Monday 9:07am*
???: Heyyy
???: Sorry about yesterday. I thought you were someone else
???: Hello?
???: Stop ignoring me
???: I'm trying to be nice
Me: Does it look like I care?
???: Wow rude much?
Me: Very, now please leave me alone
???: No thanks.
???: Hello?
Me: I'm gonna block you
???: StOp! I will post your number online and say that you threatened me about something
Me: Do it
???: You won't care?
Me: Nope
???: Why?
Me: You don't need to know
???: Okay then. What's your name?
Me: Spongebob
???:😑😑 I'm serious
Me: I'm serious too
???: Ugh. My name is Jungkook. Jeon Jungkook
Me: Jungcook?
???: Jungkook
Me: Oh cool
Randomtoe: How about you?
Me: What about me?
Randomtoe: What's your name, idiot?
Me: Idiot
Randomtoe: That's not your real name
Me: Yeah it is
Randomtoe: Since when
Me: Since now
Randomtoe: The heck. From who?
Me: You
Randomtoe: Me? How?
Me: "What's your name, idiot?"
Randomtoe: Bro
Randomtoe: I was joking. What's your real name?
Me: Why would I tell you?
Me: You might be one of those creepy 50 year old men trying to hit on younger girls
Randomtoe: I am not! I'm not even past 21!
Me: Well how would I know?
Me: Wait why am I still texting you?
Randomtoe: Because I'm cool
Me: Lmao your funny
Randomtoe: I know. Also very sexy, muscular, talented, hot, and smart
Me: You know, you should be a comedian
Randomtoe: Meanie😔
Me: Thanks
Randomtoe: So seriously what's your name? I told you mines and it's not fair
Me: Did I ever ask for your name? No
Randomtoe: Pweeaase🙏🏻
Me: Fine, fine. Someone seems desperate for my name
Me: Eunji. My name is Kim Eunji
Randomtoe: Nice name
Me: I know
Randomtoe: Okay?
*Read*
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"Sorry Wrong Number" (jjk) ON HOLD
Fanfiction"Hey hyung, can you buy me banana milk?" "Who is this?" © godkookies
