Randomtoe: Nothing important either. Just sitting on my bed texting you
Me: Oh
Randomtoe: We should meet up sometime
Me: Nah
Randomtoe: Why not?
Me: I still don't know how you look like and I never knew you existed until yesterday
Randomtoe: True
Randomtoe: How about I send you a picture of me?
Me: Idc
Randomtoe:
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Randomtoe: Wahh I'm so handsome
Me: Where is the handsomeness?
Randomtoe: Everywhere
Me: Lmao how do I know this is even you?
Randomtoe: I'll face time you then
*Randomtoe is FaceTiming* I hesitated at first but then decided to answer. But I ain't showing some random dude my face. I put a piece of paper and covered the camera hole with it to block my face before swiping the screen of my phone to answer the FaceTime.
"Hello?" Jungkook said
"Okay you weren't lying. That is you," I simply said with the paper still covering the camera.
"No duh Sherlock. Why would I lie about myself? Show yourself," commanded Jungkook as he put his face closer for the last sentence.
"Hmm, no thanks"
"Why? That's not fair. I showed you my face," he said with a pout.
"And?"
"And I want to see yours! How dumb are you?" He mumbled the last sentence but my incredible ears caught it.
"I am dumber than dumb and dumber" I joked.
"What the-" he was saying before I cut him off.
"Okay gotta go now. Byeee!"
"Wai-"
I quickly ended the FaceTime and threw my phone on the other side of my bed. "So I guess he isn't some perverted old man.."
*Texts* Randomtoe: Why did you hang up? Is it because I'm too sexy for you to handle?😏
Me: No. I just don't like to waste my precious time on worthless people
Randomtoe: Why you so mean for
Me: Because I am
Randomtoe: Did you ever learn respect? I guess not
Me: Surprise, surprise I do know respect. I just use it on people that I need to respect
Randomtoe: I'm older than you and you're still so rude to me
Me: How do you know you're older?
Randomtoe: Am I not?
Me: I don't know. How old are you?
Randomtoe: 21
Me: Oh
Randomtoe: How about you?
Me: 21
Randomtoe: 21???
Me: Yes
Randomtoe: Year?
Me: 97
Randomtoe: Okay. We are the same year
Me: What month is your birthday?
Randomtoe: September
Me: Oh
Randomtoe: Why? What month are you?
Me: January
Randomtoe: YOUR OLDER THAN ME?
Me: No duh and it's just by a couple months. Sheesh take a chill pill
