The Unwritten Rule : Of Life

Chapter 2 : The Fool's Choice

Elowen Hill.
That is her name , my only friend's name in other words 'The Short One' .
She has definitely expressed her distaste towards that ... for many obvious reasons and the worst is when she bites back on the 'fact' ...not exactly a fact , perhaps the word ' opinion' would be better suited for this ... that I don't have a 'ass' ... cheeky much ...no pun intended...

Even though Elowen was 'Short' , which is something in my 'opinion' that I would never get over ... I could just imagine her getting all annoyed over this ... *evil laughter echoing in the hall ways*

Getting back on track even though she was and still is short , she is extremely beautiful, she has long lashes , the perfect smile , pouty lips ...and most of all she definitely has her junk in the right place , *french accent* therefore in conclusion , We are not just metaphorically opposite, we are also physically opposite.

Damn Elowen freaking Hill... I would most definitely make her regret this .
I mean how could anyone do this to me and expect to follow through with it ... I legit look like one of those shocked face emojis.

I wonder if the grim reaper has applications for an assistant because why the hell not ?

I'd be perfect for the job and who knows how much of commission I would make ... I might just get all of those ridiculously rude creatures in high school and fifty percent of the world population while I am at it .

We all the know that the line to hell to quite long and I would undoubtedly not mind extending the list with just a 'few' worthy candidates.

Confused , are we ?
You know what they say , confusion is the first step toward clarity .
So let me give you some clarification to my verbal onslaught ...
Ahhh Yes , back to the purple haired Strawberry Short Cake .

I have to admit that it's fun teasing her , but with the situation that I am in , no amount of teasing or anything for that fact , can buy me out of this ' situation' .

Earlier on this fine Saturday afternoon, I had got a call from Elowen , saying that in her words ,

' Hey Princess , are you free this afternoon becuase I was wondering if you could join me at the lake so we could catch up ?'

Now why the bloody hell could I not just have told her to keep wondering.

This is just ...so ... pathetic...
All I want to do is sit in an corner of some where and sulk till someone good adopts me ... # introvert problems.

Oh ... and she calls me princess , bon bon and many others , while I just plainly call her dude , broski or bro .

We were at the lake staring at our reflections while I said , ' Isn't the water beautiful ? '

Which responded to by saying , 'And very clean ...' , with a very slight tilt of her lips .

'Well surely, I'm not blind and so aren't you .' To think that I said that without noticing her facial expressions...kill me.

' Of course you aren't , that's why we are going Skinny Dipping ' , she yelled in my poor ear .

' DUDE, I DON'T WANNA GO BLIND AND I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DON'T TOO !!!!' , I am going to kill someone ...

' Don't be such a baby , princessa ' , She said while grinning with my signature evil Cheshire Cat grin.

' Dude , you're definito outta your mind ' , I don't even think that I even had a facial expression at this point.

' And , there is no one around here at all , and besides that you need to get out of your shell .'

' F*ck You , I like my shell ' , yes ... I swear ... and I said that while looking like a over protective little chipmunk with huge eyes .

'Pretty please !!! ' , when she said that , I legit thought that I saw stars in her eyes .

'Fineeeeeee.... bare this in mind though, that you will pay at some point.' , don't ever give anyone a threat while sulking because it never works...

This is the fool's choice... and apparently I am the fool who is making that choice.

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What drama will there be in the next chapter ?
Will they get caught by someone or a whole group of people ?
Is it going to be her ' soul mate ' that would find her ?

Oh and by the way a little birdie told me that our dear Sarina visted an astrologer... and the astrologer gave her some insight on where she would meet someone ~
I wonder if this is Destiny ?
If this is what life had planned for her , would she accept it ?

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