The Unwritten Rule : Of Life

Chapter 16 : Ra-ravishing

I stepped out of the dressing room to grace my little entourage ... only to realize that I actually have a little " entourage "

I held my breath for a second before stepping any further to be noticed.
Some people just have bad timing.
They go to the wrong place at the wrong time .

Upon seeing them I felt this warm feeling inside my chest and in an ironic harmony with the butterflies in my stomach .

At times I just can't fathom my own feelings and label them as unrecognizable and awkwardly weird .

It's just that I'm not used to having to deal with such affairs , so I brush it off as nothing much and in the end , the people label me as emotionless or ' stuck-up' as some would like to call it .

I don't know where he came from but damn ... I want to say something .
Yet I don't and I end up putting on show and acting like a pro , oh ... and by that I mean doing the most ...
CHEESEY
AND
PREDICTABLE
SH*T ....
Ever ! .

I swear as soon as I exited the dressing room, the sales lady disappeared .

As I was saying earlier , I then took two tiny steps foward and just as I was about to take third mini step foward , my ankle twisted and to think that I was going to be in the middle of a balancing act while wearing a big puffy ass wedding dress is absolute nonsense.
I said I was going to put on a show and act like pro . So , that is exactly what I did do ...

Have you ever seen Victoria Secrets model fall on the runway , if you didn't you're just going to have to witness it firsthand from the best fully clothed person.

Let us pause at me pre-falling for the greater good for of humanity.
To falling from grace to falling gracefully, steps need to be taken .

Step 1 : Avoid scrunching your face or making any distorted facial expression . You should instead look calm .
As weird as it sounds trust me on this ...

Step 2 : Avoid swearing like a sailor and , most of all do not and I repeat DO NOT!
Scream while falling because again... trust me when I say you do not need that type of attention .

Step 3 : You should most probably let yourself fall , without wailing with your hands in the air , rather than preventing it .
It makes for a air of gracefulness .

Step 4 : You should never use your hands and elbows to prevent your fall , this could most probably lead to unwanted injuries .

Step 5 : The moment you hit the ground , let out a quiet sigh and seconds later ... don't be afraid of embarrassment and instead laugh it off with a soft smile but not like a maniac .

Step 6 : Stand up with confidence .
Ps. Don't stand there awkwardly and be sure to ensure everyone around you that you're fine , then thank them for their concern and walk off with your head held high .

Now , we shall resume me pre-falling .

In step 1 which I successfully completed only to have my face slammed face first into something quite hard and before it could register in my head , two muscular arms wrapped half way around my waist and is holding my hips to keep me grounded and stable.

When I look up , it's none other than the Paris Aimer himself in full glory .

' You look terrifyingly divine  mon trèsor . ' , whispered Paris as huskily and dangerously cooly as possible .
He made my insides twist in anticipation as I could feel a tingling feeling where his hands were placed and shivers not only ran up my spine but I could feel it all over my body that was pressed against his.

Suddenly realizing that we were in a store in front of people made my face turn red.

After Paris made sure that I was able to stand on my own he let go .