' A lady in the street and a freak in the sheets, is what you remind me of ' , said Elowen.
Right now , Elowen and I are chatting about what I did two days after it happened , which was while we were having coffee.
Oh ! And I wasn't drinking coffee , I just happen to like tea more than coffee, which is supposed to absurd for someone my age .
Don't judge a book by it's cover because it's probably heavy enough to fall and crush your skull.
I am yet to tell Elowen about who my dear Prince Charming really is ...
I wonder how would she react , I could so imagine her squealing like god knows who.
' I am not anything like that , don't be delusional. ' , I told Elowen in all seriousness.
' I am one of the most innocent and precious cinnamon rolls, you'd ever meet !' , I added feigning innocence , as I put both hands on my face in shock like Ryan Reynolds from Deadpool .
'Yeah , you're right . You're more of a SINnamon roll .' , retorted Elowen as she stretched the word "sin" .
' Remind me again , why I'm friends with you ?' , I asked her , while trying to change the topic .
' Because ... you don't have any other friends ...' , stated Elowen . For some reason I could not agree anymore on something with her .
The truth hurts ... but I prefer it , now don't go around thinking that I'm some sort of masochist with masochistic ways of living...
' Good job on trying to change the topic.' , said Elowen freaking Hill .
I swear it's like she's trying to squeeze out every ounce of information from me about what happened with Paris and I just happened to forget about mentioning Deo .
' Speak up , child ! , you have to tell more than your little sex scene. ' , reprimanded Elowen.
'First of all , my dear little miss curious , It was just a kiss and that's about it .
Why'd you gotta go and exaggerate that sh*t ?!?! ' , I asked her , openly glaring at in a playful manner .
' Second of all , I actually have nothing much to say ' , I stated .
' Don't you always have nothing much to say ...' , said Elowen while sighing .
' Actually , I always have nothing good to say , hence , I don't say anything ' , I quite cleverly said .
' Don't be a smartass and stop correc- ' , said Elowen until I interrupted her .
' But it only happened just once and -' , I was just about to say something smart again until Elowen rudely interrupted.
'Stop Correcting Me !' , Elowen yelled / whispered, mostly because we were in a cafe .
Otherwise , she would not have cared about permanently damaging my hearing to get her point across.
' Now , back to the matter at hand . ' , I said while hoping to draw her attention away from her yelling at me .
Honestly, nothing is more scary than a short person with a short temper . You would think what's the worse they could do but you'd be surprised at how hard they could kick your ankle and severely wounding it , being the only thing that they could reach .
' But , of course.' , she said quite business like , instantaneously snapping her attention to the change of topic .
' So...' , I said as I'm not sure in how to go about saying.
'Spill it already ', whined Elowen impatiently.
' Be patient before I lose my patience with you ', I warned Elowen
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The Unwritten Rule : Of Life
RomanceLove is of the very essence of life. It is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Yet it is more than the end of the rainbow. Love is at the beginning also, and from it springs the beauty that arches across the sky on a stormy day. Love is the s...
