Ever Since Middle School (A Shane Dawson Fan Fic)

Chapter 8

(I thought I should tell you that it's 3:00 AM and when I was writing the part where they are singing together I forgot to turn off caps so when I was reading over it it was like ME AND SHANE YELLED TOGETHER and I laughed so hard I cried oh god)

One Week Later

"Ready?" Shane asks. I take a deep breath and look in the mirror.

"I'm not good at social interaction."

"You'll be fine. I promise." Shane says, then pecks me on the lips. "Lets go."

The whole car ride is us yelling out songs that randomly come on the radio. I look over at Shane who is yelling out the rap part of Payphone. I smile at him and he takes my hand. He's so adorable.

"IM AT A PAYPHONE TRYING TO CALL HOME, ALL OF MY CHANGE I SPENT ON YOU, WHERE HAVE THE TIMES GONE BABY ITS ALL WRONG WHERE ARE THE PLANS WE MADE FOR TWO?" I yell.

"IF HAPPY EVER AFTER DID EXIST, I WOULD STILL BE HOLDING YOU LIKE THIS, AND ALL THOSE FAIRY TALES ARE FULL OF SHIT, ONE MORE FUCKING LOVE SONG ILL BE SICK, NOW IM AT A PAYPHONE!" Me and Shane yell together. He turns down the radio.

"This is going to jinx us."

"Shhhh not if you believe." I say.

We get to the party and I instantly see Emma and Joey over on the couch, watching the drunk people play wii. Me and Shane walk over to them. I sit on Emma's lap.

"Hey babe." I say.

"Hey bae I missed you." She says.

"Hey listen up she's mine okay?"

"Why don't you shut your face?" Emma asks.

"OOOOHHH!" Me and Joey yell together.

"Shiiiit." Shane says. "Bitch I will pop a damn cap in yo ass."

"Babe you can do better then that. OH YEAH EMMA I HAVE BRAGGING RIGHTS!"

"For what?"

"Remember a week ago when you told me to ask Shane if we could make out? Well I did it and we did and now you owe me 20 dollars."

"Now my girlfriend is using me okay."

"Guys Lisa is over there." Joey says. Shane shrugs.

"Shaneeeee." I lean over Joey and lay my head on Shane's lap.

"Why do I get your feet?" Emma asks.

"Why do I get your boobs?" Joey asks. I burst out laughing.

"You jellyyyy."

"Hey Shane." A girls voice from behind me says. I lean back up so I'm sitting on Emma's lap. It's Lisa. Fuck.

"Hey...Lisa..." He says awkwardly.

"Can I sit with you guys? I can't find any of my friends here." She says. I mean what's so bad about giving her another shot? I mean we could become friends I guess. Shane looks at me.

"Yeah sure." I say, getting off of Emma's lap so it wouldn't be weird.

"Thanks. Your Shane's new girlfriend?" She asks, sitting down.

"Yep! And you're his ex suppose?" I ask, laughing.

"Who's Shane? I don't even know who that is." Lisa whispers.

"I don't know he seems like a real douchebag." I whisper back.

"I'm fucking over here." Shane says.

"Sorry. Shit he's caught on to us." I whisper. Lisa laughs.

By the end of the night me and Lisa actually become pretty good friends, despite the fact that I'm dating Shane and he's her ex. Emma actually became pretty good friends with her as well.

"So is she next girls day approved?" I ask when it's time for me and Shane to go.

"Yep!" Emma says.

"Bye guys!" I say, then run to catch up with Shane. "I hope your not mad that i'm friends with your ex."

"I'm not, you can be friends with who you want, plus Lisa is a nice girl!"

"I thought you we're going to blow up on me." I say.

"I would never."

The Next Morning

"I GOT THE PART!" I yell as loud as I can.

"What?" Shane asks.

"You know that one place that puts on performances and a lot of fancy people go to see it?"

"Yeah."

"WELL I GOT THE PART FOR A PLAY CALLED LOVE NEVER DIES!"

"Oh my god i'm so proud of you!" Shane says, then hugs me.

"It's about this couple that has cancer then they like go through this thing where their parents wont let us see each other, then when i'm about to die from cancer he sneaks away to see me and I die in his arms. It's like a mashup of Romeo and Juliet, and The Fault In Our Stars."

"Do you have to kiss someone?"

"Shane I do, but remember I love you and I wouldn't fall in love with a stranger."

"I trust you. Listen we need to talk." He says. I sit on the bed beside him.

"What is it?"

"I think we should get a place to ourselves."

"But Shane we've only been together for 3 weeks."

"But we've been friends for 13 years." He says. I shrug.

"True. But I don't want any old apartment. I want a condo!"

"Trust me, I don't want one either." Shane says.

"I also want a little pug." I say. He nods.

"Me too."

That night I read through the script. My name in the play is Amber Carr, and the guys is Brody Jones. We kiss multiple times during the play which Shane isn't to happy about, even though he will get to watch us rehearse because he has to drive me everywhere. He still won't take me to get my license. Shane comes and lays into bed next to me.

"How is it?"

"Interesting."

"Can I read it?"

"Sure." I hand it to him, then get my phone.

"I'm going to go with you tomorrow to rehearsal." Shane says.

"Then afterwards your going to take me to get my license."

"I know i've been meaning to do that."

"Anyway, i'm going to sleep. Night."

"Night. Love you."

I lay there thinking about Shane and I. Will this really work? I mean it has been for 3 weeks but once we're moved in together would we get into more fights? I decide to forget about it and fall asleep.