Touhou 1: Stuff and Such

Stage 12: End of a reign; Death of a known

PK watches in another world as his friends mourn for him.

Marisa: why.... first Reimu, now him? ...I can't take this anymore!!! *sobs*

Rinnosuke: He was a good aide with my business... I'll never forget him...

Byakuren: Even though he comes to our place once a month, we still honor his value, for supporting the temple, and being a good friend to us.

Lunasa: ...He improved his skills on playing the violin and was an excellent member of our band... I'll definitely miss him. *cries* 

Merlin: ....I ALWAYS HAD A CRUSH ON HIM EVER SINCE HE ARRIVED!!! *sobs loudly* I WANTED TO TEASE HIM WITH MY BOOBS BUT HE WOULD NEVER ACCEPT IT!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!

PK: ...umm you're saying that in front of a crowd of people Merlin...

Lunasa: MERLIN!!! Watch your voice! There's people around here!!!

Merlin undresses and starts masturbating in front of the tombstone.

PK: ...ok what-

Merlin: COME BACK!!! COME BACK!! COME BACK!!!! *squirts and cries at the same time*

PK: *sighs* can someone just take her away? She's starting to be a bother now...

Lunasa and Lyrica take Merlin away. 

Merlin: NO!!! I WANT MY PK BACK!!!!

PK: ...

Reimu: So uh... what are you going to do now that you're dead?

PK: I'll probably stay dead like this for a while. Besides, I'll return to the living when I want to.

Reimu: Return to living?!?- Now that I think about it... How did you die?

PK: Oh, um....

Necros: I put him in a state of false death.

Reimu: So...that means-

Necros: He's not dead.

Reimu: Then how-

PK: Yama's permission.

Reimu: ...Should've known. Why did you decide to die anyways?

PK: Oh. Because this book is almost done.

Reimu: Book? What book?

Yukari: The Stuff and Such book.  

Reimu: Wait, what?

PK: Don't worry, I'll return in the sequel, Return of the Stuff and Such. It'll take a while for me to create a new chapter.

Yukari: Well don't rush. It's not like the world is ending or some bullshit like that.

PK: No worries. By the way, can view Merlin for a sec?

Yukari: Sure.

Yukari uses boundary vision and focuses on Merlin, who is masturbating in her room.

Merlin: PK! PK! PK!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! I WANT YOU TO RAVAGE MY WHOLE SLENDER BODY AND MY BOOBS!!!! AHH!! AHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 

PK: ...on second thought, maybe I should stay dead forever.

Reimu: Yeah.... good point.

Eiki: Or... I can remove her lust for you.

PK: Eiki? How'd you- WAIT YOU CAN?!?!?!?! 

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Youmu: Hey, watch'a writing?

PK: A new book.

Youmu: Cool! Mind if I take a look?

PK: Sure, why not?

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For now, PK is dead, writing the next Touhou Stuff Book in the world of the Netherworld. Stay tuned for the next chapter where the finale will be posted!

Damn am I perverted