Touhou 1: Stuff and Such

How to be bored episode 2: The short story

"KYAAAAA!!!!!"

"wuhh? where am I?" said the human.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU WILL NOW SUCCUMB TO MY PERFECT FREEZE AND MARRY ME!!!!" said Cirno. 

"But I already have a wife." said human.

"TOO BAD!!! I WILL TAKE HER AWAY FROM YOU!!!!"

Suddenly, "SUPER MEGA ULTRA HYPER DARKSPINE THESAURUS- ah screw it. JESUS ZERO THE HEDGEHOG SPIN!!!!" (Does anyone get that reference)

"AHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohmygod its hina she defet teh ice enemeh"

"GUNGUNEEEEER SUUUUURASSSSSHHHHHH"

"ohmg its remi she seve meh"

Remilia freed the human from it's shackles.

"Now go have your honeymoon!!!"

"Thanks Remi. You've been my best friend since I was a kid"

"hey, don't embarrass me." said remi.

The human goes to Mima.

"umm... do you still love me human?"

"OH Mima, of course, ever since I first met you."

"OH HUMAN!!!"

censored due to some inexplicably events.

(idk. Let's just say that they are making mochi.)

"Let's have our honeymoon at Kourindou."

"What's at Rinnno's place?"

"I heard that's there's a room for newlyweds."

"ok let's go"

Tojiko: DIE HUMAN- GYAHHH

Mims: Don't get in our way! We have a honeymoon!!!

Hooman: YEAH TOJOMOJOKOJOHOJO EMU!!!!

Mims: ...what?

Hooman: Sorry, got caught up in a japanese show I'm watching. (GET REFERENCE)

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At Kourindou:

More explicit stuff.

Other hooman: Hey Ellen! Why are we here?

Ellen: Just because I want to see them do **************

Other Hooman: ok stop.

 Ellen: What? I really wanted to see them make a new charm bracelet!

Other Hooman: Stop bugging into other people's business. It's their thing, not yours. Besides, you got me.

Ellen: I guess you're right. Let's go make a charm bracelet shall we?

Yes. The human and Mima were making charm bracelets in the honeymoon room.

Some years later...

DADDY!!! MOMMY!!! WE CAN FLY!!!!

Hooman: WOW!!!! I'M SHOCKED!!!!

Mima: MY THREE BABIES CAN FLY!!!! YAY!!!!!

SUDDENLY EXPLOSIONS AND EVERYONE DIED

the end.

well that escalated quickly.

Should I make more of these?

I can replace Touhou talk.