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Joon Yorigami is the Goddess of Pestilence. Pestilence is basically a fatal epedemic disease.
OH MY GOD SHE CAUSED THE BLACK DEATH AND ZIKA AND EBOLA AND SMALLPOX!!!
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Shion, on the other hand, is the Goddess of Poverty-
SHE'S THE REASON WHY UNICEF IS FORMED!!!!!! No wait... THE YORIGAMIS WERE THE REASON WHY UNICEF AND ALL THE OTHER NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATIONS THAT WANT TO HELP LOW INCOME REGIONS FORMED!!!
OH MY LORD, THE YORIGAMIS CREATED 21ST CENTURY AFRICA!!!
Shion decides to give the African villages small budgets to let them do something good for their life.
Then Joon infects the people with crappy b-movie disease making them create cult classics like Nigerian Spiderman, Terminator vs Alien, B14, 2016, and Who Killed Captain Alex.
As a result, their money given by Shion becomes wasted, and now poverty strikes. All because they wasted money for a b-movie.
Except for Captain Alex. That s**t's great!
What a great inference I made XD
If you didn't know, Joon and Shion are twins, Shion being the eldest.
They're also the final bosses in the new official Touhou game, Antinomy of Common Flowers.
