Dear believers or soon-to-be believers of Lord Shrek, or even if you're just curious about the cult.
In this cult, we worship Lord Shrek and the teaching of his 69 shades of green.
We start a ritual whenever the spirit of Lord Shrek want us to. We can sacrifice anything but the best thing to sacrifice is Tuna.
We sacrifice by burning the sacrifice with the Flame Of The Green Nation. By sacrificing, we're offering it to Lord Shrek in Hentai Haven.
Hentai Haven is the "Heaven" for those beloved believers of Lord Shrek.
This book is the sacred/holy text of the cult wrote by a trusted believer of Lord Shrek Rice Cooker.
This book will contain Lord Shrek's teachings and his journey to become Lord Shrek.
You can also use this sacred/holy text if you need to be purified.
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Sacred text: Lord Shrek and His 69 Shades of Green
RandomThe sacred text to all the believers of Lord Shrek and his teaching of the color Green.
