Sacred text: Lord Shrek and His 69 Shades of Green

The birth of Lord Shrek

In a kingdom of happy and no cancerous feminists land, everyone is wearing colorful clothes but only one shade of color is missing.
The color was green.
The kingdom have no idea what "Green" is, they've never heard of "Green". No trees were planted because the king hate trees.
One day, the king and the queen gave birth to a prince. The prince is trusted to make the kingdom better than it already is once he inherit the thrown, AnD bOi He SuRe WiLL. The prince's skin color was different from everyone. It was a new shade color that no one have seen before.
The queen decided to name the prince Shrek because his skin color is unique just like his name. Everyday, Shrek will have to live his life with weird stares, he have gotten used to it after the first 7 years of his life.
The king kicked the prince out once the prince is 18 years old and the kingdom went back to there ordinary everyday life. Damn the king sure is racist.