Sacred text: Lord Shrek and His 69 Shades of Green

New Discoveries

The old man agreed to let them use the time machine because he didn't care if they die or not.
Shrek went into the time machine first. After five minutes, it was Spongebob's turn.
Shrek opened his eyes then took a look around his surroundings.
People wearing weird clothing,
Every human have some sort thin bricks in their hands,
And Shrek recognizes those flappy things called "laptop."
Spongebob noticed that their clothes were different from people around them. He quickly helped Shrek up and walked around. People were giving them weird looks so Spongebob got an idea. They stopped by a clothing shop and looked for clothes.
Shrek got a hoodie and a pair of smexy green leggings that shows off his juicy thick pear ass and Spongebob got something that make his ass flatter than it already is. The problem is than none of them have the money to afford the clothes, so they ran out of the shop as fast as they could.
After running for awhile, they stopped by in front of a Chinese restaurant. It was red, very red, but Shrek is not interested in the red. Shrek and Spongebob stepped into a restaurant and they were immediately greeted by a lady who looks around 40 years young. The lady told them to have a seat and asked what they wanted to eat. Shrek pointed at white bun that a girl is eating behind him and Spongebob wanted the same thing. While waiting for the order, Shrek needed to empty his waste, so he told Spongebob he's going somewhere.
10 minutes later, Shrek hasn't came back yet. Apparently Shrek got lost in the kitchen. When walking around the kitchen, Shrek heard a voice but not sure where it is coming from.