𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 | the eighth member of bts [ON HOLD]

YouTubers React

[a/n: Hello! It's me from the future! I am in the process of editing everything right now and am NOT done with this chapter yet. I will soon add different outfits because I don't like the ones I used originally.]

I've been watching a lot of people reacting to BTS lately, and I've been infired (Infired, man!) to write something similar. Now, for this, I'm going to be making up a pair of YouTubers. Anyways, on with the chapter!

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Marc: Hey, guys! What is up? Marc and Lilac are back again in another video!

Lilac: So a ton of you guys—

Marc: Did she say a ton? She meant a f**k ton.

Lilac: *rolls her eyes at her friend* Okay, Marc. Let's keep it PG for the kids, alright?

Marc: I can swear all the f**k I want! You're just gonna bleeps it all out, anyway.

Lilac: Oy vey. So a crap ton of you guys spammed us in the comments and on Twitter that we should react to this group called BTS.

Marc: They're the reason I left Twitter—BTS. My notifications have been literally exploding about them.

Lilac: Yeah, I didn't know what a BTS was until I heard it from you guys, and I haven't looked them up, either. All I know is that they're a Kpop group, and I don't know much about Kpop, either.

Marc: Like, what does BTS stand for, anyway? It's gotta stand for something, right? *starts typing on computer* Let's see what the old inter-web has to say. *reads from Wikipedia as complicated math equations start floating around the screen* "The group's name, BTS, is an acronym for the Korean expression Bangtan Sonyeondan," *butchers it* "literally meaning 'Bulletproof Boy Scouts.' The second acronym for the band is 'Beyond The Scene' because of their only female member." So there's only one girl? And the rest of them are guys? Sounds kinda kinky, doesn't it?

*Lilac quickly stands up, trying to shut Marc up and block the camera's microphone at the same time, even though it's too late*

*camera tips over*

*video cuts*

*Marc is now sitting next to Lilac with a piece of duct tape over his mouth*

Lilac: *ignoring Marc and acting like none of that ever happened* Okay, let's look up some of their videos, now, shall we? *pulls up YouTube* Okay, let's just type in BTS and see when pops up.

Marc: *sees results* *rips off duct tape* *inhales* Holy mother of Jesus! Look at how many views these guys have! I mean, look at this one! *points to the DNA MV* This video has 358 million views in 7 months!

Lilac: You wanna watch that one?

Marc: Yeah, sure.

*MV plays*

*Big Hit logo comes on, as always*

Lilac: Big Hit. Hm. *nods slightly* Okay.

Marc: Ooh, look, Lil. Space.

Lilac: Yeah, I can tell. That's pretty neat... Whoa, it's an eye!

*Jungkook whistles*

Marc: *after whistling stops* Hold on, hold on. I'm just gonna pause it right here for a sec. *pauses video* I have a few things to say. One, that's catchy as sh*t. Two, it's also a little bit creepy. Like, why isn't he blinking? He needs to blink. And three, how the f**k does this kid have such perfect skin? I think he's actually glowing! How is that possible?