𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 | the eighth member of bts [ON HOLD]

incorrect bts quotes #2

(Just a bit of filler while I work on a request)

Jin: I don't have that much of an ego
Jae: you once said your face was, and I quote, "proof of god's existence."

Jae: When I die, I want to be buried face down
Other members: why?
Jae: so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass
Other members:

Taehyung, thinking he and Jae are agreeing on something: I'm so glad we're on the same page.
Jae: same page? We're not even reading the same book. We're not even in the same library.

Jimin: Hyung, can you give me some dating advice?
Namjoon: Just because I'm with Jae doesn't mean I know how I did it

Jae: This date is boring
Yoongi: This isn't a date. I said I was working
Jae: then why did you invite me?
Yoongi: I specifically told you "don't come with me" and you said "fuck you, Yoongi, I do whatever I want" and followed me here

Jae: Who the fuck—
Jin: Language, Jae Hwa
Jae: Whom thy fuck—
Jin: no.

Jae: it's really muggy out today, isn't it, Hobi?
Hobi: sure is, jae
Yoongi: if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'll skewer you both
Hobi and Jae: *innocently sipping coffee from bowls*

Jin: hey, guys *holds out oven mitt* this glove is the worst
Other members, confused: ...
Jae: That's not a glove, that's a mitt
Jin: I know! I'm so sick of this FAKE GLOVE! *windshield wiper laugh*

Jae: *wrapping herself in a blanket*
Joon: jae jae what are you doing?
Jae: I'm wrapping myself
Joon: why?
Jae: cuz I'm Wrap Monster *wheezes*
Joon:
Jin: *tearing up from pride and happiness* I've never been more proud

[Jaemin traveling together]
Jimin: Noona, you're blocking the view
Jae: I am the view

Jungkook: *jumps out from behind the corner* BOO!
Jae: AAAHH! *gets shit back together* Fuck you.

Jae, clearly drunk: Guys... I have made myself one with the shadows underneath the table
Hobi: you're just hiding under the table
Jae: I AM ONE WITH THE SHADOWS!