𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 | the eighth member of bts [ON HOLD]

incorrect bts quotes

Jae: Yoongi Oppa, are you big spoon or little spoon?
Yoongi: I'm a knife
Jimin: *from across the room* He's little spoon

Jae: *looking at new bts photocards* Hey, look! Jimin's is life size!

Jin: *puts on fedora backwards* Look! I have swag and class!
Other members: No, don't say it!
Jin: Swass.

Namjoon: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One." Jin Hyung is "Been There, Done That," Jungkook is "Currently Doing That," Yoongi Hyung is "It Happened Once In A Dream," Jimin is "If I Had To Pick A Dude," Hobi-ah is "Fly Robin Fly," Taehyung is "Purple Fluffy Unicorn," and Jae-ah is... hmm... Jae can be "Eagle Two."
Jae: oh thank god.

Namjoon: How could this get any worse?
Jae: You could dance

Jungkook: Hey Noona do you know if we have any up sexy?
Jae: What's up sexy?
Jungkook: nothing much. Hbu?
Jae:
Jae: oh wow I just did that

Jin: WHY DID YOU FILL THE FIRST AID KID WITH CHEERIOS!?!
Jae, finger bleeding out: I thought it would be funny at the time...

Hobi: I told Jae we wouldn't do anything stupid
Joon: why would you lie to your girlfriend like that?

Jin: Alright, fives! Listen up! A ten is speaking!
Yoongi, Hobi, Joon, Jimin, Tae, and Jungkook: *glaring*
Jin: Uh.. Jae, can we talk one ten to another?
Jae: I'm an eleven, Oppa, but continue.
Jin:

Jae: Are you and Jimin dating?
Tae: no
Jae, suspicious: what do bees make?
Tae: Honey?
Jimin: *from the other room* Yes, dear?
Tae:
Jae: don't lie to me again

Jae: Is that an underground boat ride in the dark?
Yoongi: Yeah. Give you any ideas? *wiggles eyebrows*
Jae: Yeah! No one will see me throw you overboard! Let's go!

Jae, panicking: where is my fucking phone?!
Jin: Jae *points to maknae line* there children here. Say that a little nicer, maybe?
Jae: may I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking phone?

Jin: have you seen Jae? I can't find her anywhere
Hobi: don't worry Hyung I got this *yelling* JAE HWA LOVES HER BOYFRIEND
Jae: FOR THE LAST TIME NAMJOON IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND
Hobi: there she is