dp pap: sir, at the moment they're screaming and jumping in a group hug with nova in the middle
boss: great one of them must've gotten her pregnant get all the tea you can
nova: YAAAASSSS!!! I WON A COUPON FOR A FREE TACO BELL!!!jae: guys, i'm going to the park with some friends!
jin: ok! be back soon!
dispatch pap: oh, yes! she's definitely going on a date! *jumps in bush* wait why is she on the playground wait what the actual fuck are they doing?
jae and her biker friends: *making motorcycle sound effects with their mouths* YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS[disp*tch reporters following jae]
boss: anything?
dp reporter: she's at a café and writing stuff down
dp reporter #2: could be a love letter or new song lyrics about a boyfriend
what she's actually doing:dp pap watching nova and jungkook: can i please go home the only thing they're talking about is whether the past tense of yeet is "yeeted" or "yote"
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𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 | the eighth member of bts [ON HOLD]
Fanfiction𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦, 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯 in which jaehwa is the only female member of the hit sensation, bts. [REQUESTS CLOSED] --- started: may 5, 2018 completed: [tbd] put on hold: june 6, 2020