I Found a Box of Kittens

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Y/n: Umm...guys? Could you give me some advise? I found a box of kittens on the side of the road, what do I do?

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Natasha: Bring them here.

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Thor: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THESE KITTENS, LADY Y/N.

Y/n and Natasha: Thor, caps lock.

Thor: sorry. =(

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Loki: 1) Don't bring those kittens near me. 2) Ha ha, you mewling quim! You can't even remember caps lock like I can.

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Tony: Bring the kittens

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Bruce: I don't care. Don't let them mess anything up.

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Clint: KITTENS! Bring me the kittens!

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Steve: I would like to see the kittens

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Bucky: Kittens? Where?

Y/n: In my car.

Everyone but Loki: Awwww

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Everyone but Loki: Awwww

Loki: I told u, don't bring them here!

Clint: Why? You afraid of tiny, baby cats?

Loki: No

Y/n: Well I am bringing them.

Loki: Noooooo!

Natasha: Yesssssss!

Y/n: Everyone wins besides Loki because I am here!

Loki: No! Get rid of them! I am allergic!

Tony: What?!

Loki: Yes, shamefully.

Bucky: I am just going to go, this is getting awkward.

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Clint and Tony: Dammit! We could have used this as our secret weapon when we were fighting you.

Loki: Don't even think about it.

Thor: Y/n, since my brother has problems can you send the kittens away.

Y/n: Sure. A picture is good enough. I'll take them to the shelter. Also, Tony and Clint don't even think about it, that is just mean and rude.

Natasha: Yep. What would your mothers say.

Clint: She would be ashamed.

Tony: Your right, my vodka would bash me over my head.

Y/n: Your mom is vodka?

Tony: Yes.

Steve: This is becoming embarrassing, I am going to go train.

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Thor: Yes, this is becoming embarrassing. I think I will go enjoy pop tarts.

Y/n: Tony, are you drunk?

Tony: No

Y/n: You are one weird cookie.

Tony: It's how the cookie crumbles, baby. ;)

Y/n: Ew, just ew.

Loki and Natasha: Leave her alone!

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Y/n: wow. Thanks guys.

Natasha: No problem.

Y/n: I gotta drop these kittens off. Bye!

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Natasha: Bye!

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Loki: Goodbye, mortals.

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Clint: They forgot about me. Well...bye.

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Okay. I want everyone's opinion, should I make Clint get revenge on being the last one out without a goodbye? Should I put something big up about Bruce cause' I have not put up much? Or should I dedicate a whole chapter to another character I haven't written much about?

This is your choice. I can't wait to find out. See ya.


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