I'm Peter Parker...Uh..I Mean Spiderman

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Tony has logged on

Tony: Everyone get on here right now!

Y/n has logged on

Y/n: What is so important?

Natasha has logged on

Natasha: What? You aren't bored again are you?

Tony: No.

Thor has logged on

Thor: Yes, brother Tony?

Steve has logged on

Steve: Is someone attacking? Where is my shield?

Y/n: There are no flashing lights! Calm down stars and stripes!

Clint has logged on

Clint: What now, Tin Man?

Loki has logged on

Loki: Mortal! Explain yourself!

Tony: wait!

Bruce has logged on

Bruce: Is this important or is it like last time? If it is, I am leaving, right now!

Tony: No, no, no, and no! It isn't like last time, I just want to introduce you to our new avenger.

Y/n: Who?

Tony: Patience!

Natasha: Like you have any...

Tony: Could you give me a break.

Clint: Give me a break, give me a break, Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar! (Disclaimer: I don't own kit kat, I don't own the song either!)

Thor: Why would you want to break the bar of Kit Kats.

Y/n: It is a candy Thor!

Thor: I see...

Tony: Well, anyway. Welcome in our newest and youngest avenger, Spider-man.

Peter has logged on

Peter: Hey, I'm Peter Parker...I mean...Spider-man, yeah, Spider-man.

Y/n: Lol, don't worry about code names and all of that here. This is where you get to sit back and relax. Welcome to the team by the way!!! :)

Peter: Haha, thanks!

Y/n: No problemo!

Steve: So what exactly can you do?

Peter: Oh, shoot webs, climb walls, lift things several times my own weight, and I can sense danger!

Thor: That sounds truly amazing, Man-of-Spiders.

Peter: Not my name, but close enough. Thanks!

Bruce: Well, good luck on the team, don't bother me, don't make me or hulk mad, and have a nice day. I have to go work on something in the lab.

Bruce has logged off

Peter: He doesn't like me, does he....

Y/n: Well, he sounded pretty calm, and he told you to have a good day. I would consider that making him your friend.

Peter: Oh, cool!

Loki: All I have to say, puny mortal, is don't bother me, don't touch me, and stay way over there. Know that I do not have any nice thoughts whatsoever, towards you, at the moment. Also do not touch my books, do not come in my room, and do not eat my food. Understood?

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