Varian X Reader Oneshots

[7] GROUPCHAT

im sorry
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[Y/N made a chat room]

[Blondie has joined the chat]

[Cassandra has joined the chat]

[#1 Alchemist has joined the chat]

[Eugene The Blessing To Corona has joined the chat]

#1 Alchemist: Y/N what is this

Blondie: so this is what you meant by a "groupchat"

Eugene The Blessing To Corona: is anyone else sorta scared

Cassandra: only you. it's literally only ever you

#1 Alchemist: no no im scared too

#1 Alchemist: you can tell from my lack of punctuation

[Y/N sent a video]

Y/N: that's eugene

#1 Alchemist: W H Y

Cassandra: thank you y/n

Eugene The Blessing To Corona: okay that's just mean

[Y/N sent a video]

Y/N: that one's cass

Eugene The Blessing To Corona: HA IN YIUR FACE CASSANDRA

Blondie: Y/N, why are you doing this

Blondie: though it is quite accurate

[Y/N sent a video]

Y/N: that's 100% lance and eugene

Eugene The Blessing To Corona: wait who's who

Y/N: figure it out yourself

Blondie: you haven't sent one about me or Varian?

Y/N: im not messing with the princess

Y/N: and im just waiting for the perfect moment to destroy Var

Cassandra: aww you have a nickname for him

Y/N: no i just accidentally hit send