A Final Season of Rick and Morty

9 -- BLOODY BOMBSHELL

(Cue "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace at 2:47.)

(The song really brings life to this fast-paced scene! So fun and perfect! The following writing is marked with time stamps because the scene is choreographed to the song as if it were animated. Unfortunately it couldn't be synced to the reading of it.)

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(At 2:47)

"If these are my men, let me try to negotiate," Rayna says.

Rick eyes her suspiciously. "Let's just go," opening a portal.

But the troops enter, and their commands reverberate through Rayna's head. She says, "Yeah... I suddenly remember wearing only army boots..."

"What?" Rick says, reaching for his gun.

Rayna starts walking out of the lab to the guards, grooving to herself in a chipmunk voice, "(They call it lone-ly dig-ging.)"

Of course Morty was getting worried, "Rayna...?" and he and Rick follow her at a distance.

Her high heels tap the ground as she walks towards a dozen guards with her hands up, smirking like a predator approaching prey, a subtle sway to her body from music playing in her head.

"Rick..." Morty urges.

"I brought Bullet-Hole Repair," Rick says. "Let's just see where this goes."

Every soldier points their guns at her and spreads out.

As two soldiers approach her, she gives each a cute little smile to distract them from stepping out of her high-heel shoes...

She puts her hands behind her head...

(3:00)

Then grabs her shoes with her toes—

—JUMPS up to fling her shoes behind her—exhilarated and wild—grabs one in each hand, (3:02) SLAMS a heel through each guard's eye, yanks to close the gap between them, takes one of their guns before they hit the ground, holds the other guy up as a shield, and starts shooting guys behind her. All in three seconds time.

"WHHAAAAOOOOO!"

Rick and Morty's eyes burst open.

Instead of shooting heads, she had started shooting crotches, 1-hit bullseyes for each. As half the men writhe screaming, she does a little dance-move as she ends their whining with headshots while bullets fly by her.

Rick and Morty's mouths drop.

Charging towards her next human-toys, she throws the dead body on a guy. With her bare feet splashing through blood, she does a 180-kick to fling it in a few soldiers' eyes. Her feet glide along red pools to slide through one of their legs and crotch-punch him, then she starts wild kung-fuing them, using as much of her body as possible, all her energy, dodging bullets while grove-fighting. She moves behind the last one standing when she sees a marine with a shotgun come over, but he starts shooting the guy she's hiding behind so he can hit her—guts fly out on her—but she holds him up and shoots through him too, hitting the shotgun guy.

Rick casually shoots a guy sneaking up on Morty, staying glued to watching Rayna party.

Intestines had draped over her shoulder, so she dances a 360-spin to pull more out to wrap it around her like a scarf. The next guy comes out and she twirls her scarf all sexy-like. He twirls his swords all fancy-like. She holds her gun up to shoot—but instead chooses to squeeze the intestine's contents out, splattering his face with diarrhea and corn. She does a ballerina-spin that turns into a 360-kick to spin out of the intestines and kick his crotch, then shoots his head.