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━ NITWITS AND DIMWITS ( Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes )

1939

Nitwits, that's what you call your two best friends that are more irresponsible than you. Hell life could be unfair because the two of them. It wouldn't ended here if you haven't met that flirtatious bastard in high school, James Buchanan Barnes, aka Bucky Barnes. And if you haven't met the skinny guy, Steven Grant Rogers in college. But you were happy being their best friends, it's sometimes fun and such a pain in the ass. This is what happens when you're the only girl between two idiotic imbeciles that are such ass.

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM NITWITS!" You kicked the two boys out your room, sending them to sit down on the hallway of your shared apartment home. You sighed heavily. "What the hell are you two doing in my closet?" You asked as calmly as possible. "Ugh....Looking around your clothes." Steve said. "And why?" You folded your arms against your chest. "Cause um..." Bucky hummed. "You know, don't, just stay away from my room. I'm drawing a line so that the two of you won't go inside and rummage through my stuffs." You slammed the door in front of them, hard.

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Bucky smirked at the waitress as she handed your foods and milkshakes. You slapped his shoulder, which he got exasperated. He glared at you but you gave him a much deadly glare. He looked back to his food, his expression was like he just saw Satan. You sighed out a smile and started eating your food. But then this happened.

"Oh fuck off, Barnes!" You slapped his hand away from your food. "Oh c'mon, just a bite." He pleaded. "No way in the hell I'm letting you try my favorite usual!" You used your foot to distance Bucky away from your food as you held your plate high out of his reach. Steve just laughed at the silly scene. Then your plate accidentally fell on top of Steve. Your eyes widen. "Oh my god, Stevie. I'm so sorry." You quickly stood up from your booth, taking a tissue and started wiping Steve's messed up face that is full of pasta and fries. Steve took a spoonful of his food and flung it to Bucky's face. "It was your fault why I got in a mess here." Steve mumbled. Then Bucky threw a meatball on Steve's face. "Pssh...Yeah right punk." Bucky scoffed.

"Here we go again." You mumbled and went under the table, taking cover.

When you heard the mini food war is finished, you got up from your cover and saw the two irresponsible friends of yours full of different foods and sauces. "I'm best friends with kids." You face palmed.

You took them by their ear and pulled them out the diner. They hissed from the pain, groaning and grunting, trying to get out of your grasp. You held them like that up to the apartment.

"When can we have a normal day without you two being such a punk and a jerk?" You sighed. "I was expecting a good day today, but no, you two always mess it up." You said as you flailed your hand in the air.

Bucky and Steve looked at you, they never wanted to see you sad, so they have a plan.

You woke up from the couch, feeling a little bit shake on your body. You looked up to see Steve staring at you excitedly. "Why so giddy today?" You asked as you sat up. "C'mon, I need your help on the rooftop." Steve dragged you out, you stumbling a bit because you just woke up. "Okay, close your eyes." Steve ordered. You rolled your eyes and did it anyway.

The door opened. "Now, open them." Bucky's voice trailed through your ears. You opened your eyes, seeing the sky filled with bright stars and the moon. Then you saw a picnic blanket on the floor with a basket and candles lit around it. "Oh my goodness. Did you guys planned this for me?" You exclaimed. "Yeah, we really felt bad for you when you just wanted a simple dinner date, so here it is." Steve said. "Oh you guys, thank you so much." You hugged your two best friends tightly, crying tears of joy.

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Deployed, is the word you hated so much. Now, your two best friends are gone. "You guys be careful okay?" You said. "I don't know what to do without you two." You sighed. "Don't worry, we'll be back as soon as possible. Healthy and still the same." Bucky smirked. "Oh shut it James." You scoffed. "I'll miss my two nitwits." You sighed. "We'll miss our idiot too." Bucky and Steve made a group hug before they left.