The Best Friend (Larry A.U)

chapter 15

Previously on the best friend...

Hazza2.0: but it was funny
Hazza2.0: or should I say...
Hazza2.0: it was punny 😂

Me: stop, you're embarrassing yourself

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Present time...

* Zayn's pov *

This group chat is going no where. I'm trying to make progress here but that obviously won't happen. I swear these immature assholes can't stay focused for two seconds. But who am I to judge their attention spans. Besides, where would I be without them, they're family. And I love them.

Yeah yeah. I know that was cheesy as fuck but the author is super stupid and needs more sleep in her life. She also needs her crush to like her back but that's none of your business.

I don't know how I got through so many years without Niall's laugh giving me migraines. Or Harry's terrible jokes although there have been a few good ones like the one about Niall's last name. Or Louis' sass and sarcasm getting on my nerves. Or Liam's confidence about situations. Or his fitt-ness no homo though. I put all of my thoughts aside and continue the torture of a group chat.

Georgia: How about something regarding to looks

Niallpolish changed the name of the group chat to: 'band name discussion'

Lemurbean: Niall wyd?

Niallpolish: I got bored

Me: I know how to make everyone laugh

Daisy🌼: How? Are you gonna shave your hair and dye it blonde?

Me: not me and no

Louist91: who then?

Me:😈

Whiylah: You don't mean...

Niallpolish: No, I'd rather drink nail polish

Me: Don't die Niall

Babygirlsaffa: Don't you think about it

Me: Oh I'm thinking about it

Gemms💎: Don't you dare you evil bastard

Félicitéthequeen: Zayn please don't do this to us

Lottsaluv: I'd rather drown

Daisy🌼: Spare us mortals

Pheebs❤: Everyone get a grip on yourself
Pheebs❤: He's bluffing

Me: Oh I'm bluffing am I

Pheebs❤: Yeah

Doni: Phoebe...

Lemurbean: Zayn you don't have to do this