okay this is kinda lame but it's sad to know that sasha is dead.
i feel like this aot crack won't be the same anymore because sasha is no more. i mean, yeah the other members are dead too, but i love sasha and her character so much.
bUT I THIS IS A LEGIT UPDATE OKAY. I CAME UP WITH SOMETHING BECAUSE OF SASHA'S DEATH. okay that's kinda dark but inspiration is inspiration.
by the way fuck the fact i said i am not gonna change my username anymore. i changed it cuz why not. my old username sounds kinda stupid. and sounds close to my real name.
my username now is laiguanlinky.
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sasha: *is dead*
editor of aot: *cries in front of isayama*
isayama: bitch that trick won't work anymore
isayama: i want sasha dead and you can't change my mind about that
editor-chan: bUT-
editor-chan: AOT IS NOTHING WITHOUT SASHA PLS NOT SASHA
editor-chan: I PROOFREAD YOUR SHIT YOUR WHOLE LIFE WITH MY BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS THROUGH THE YEARS COME ON, MAN.
isayama: hmmmm.
isayama: still no.
isayama: now excuse me, i'm gonna make more painful deaths of your most loved characters. it's gonna surprise the audience.
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if you guys don't get it, then here's an explanation: on the earlier chapters of attack on titan, it was revealed that sasha was supposed to be dead, but isayama's editor cried because the isayama's plan of sasha's death was so brutal, his editor literally cried and begged isayama to not kill her character off and isayama changed his mind and scratched the idea of sasha's death. but then, in the most recent chapter, sasha's fucking dead, okay. well then, isayama, you just trolled us, and trolled the editor, mostly.
i mean, isayama's already trolling with us and theories are already trolling with our sanity already.
hope this explanation help you get the joke of the crack on top.
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*meanwhile in aot heaven*
sasha: ayyyye guys
nanaba: so you're one of us now
mike: what a surprise
erwin: lol welcome
petra: is levi still hot?
sasha: wtf
ymir: *does not give a damn*
sasha: anyways, where's the food?
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okayyyy guys that was lame but at least it's a legit crack chapter, right? lol.
