進撃の巨人 // crack

I am sooo going to hell

Eren: Levi heichou~~

Levi: What.

Eren: IM PREGNANT!!!

Levi: Jesus fucking Christ Jaeger. Who's the dad? Or mom? You aren't straight HA

Eren: YOUU!!!!

Levi: *spits out orphan blood*

Eren: The fuck

Levi: THE FUCK?!?!