Levi was on the couch and he was wathcing a tv show about pie. It was about cookin apple pie, pumpkin pie, pudding pie, blueberry pie, cherry pie, key lime pie, pecan pie, chicken pot pie, lemon pie, boston creme pie,and banana cremme pie. "Ooh babyy" he licked his lips as they took the pie out of the oven. Then somebody pooped up behind him.
"livE" they asked. he recognized the vioce. Iit was the gay titan man.
"Hello eren" he turned to him very quickly and turned the tv off. "you didnt see that. i wasnt watch anuthing. i Swear."
"Don'ut swear leiv, it's not very ladylike."
"eren you are such a chuckleface."
"what"
"whats in ytour hands eren?"
"i made you a pie. Look Leavie i worked very hard. i even caught my tie on fire," he glanced down at the half burnt tie and then it turned brand new again because of hjis homosexual powers
"thats not pie," levi frowned loudly. The titna's eyebrows lifted sadlike
"yes it is i worked hard"
"no look at it." the tiant looked at the flat piece of dough in his hands. a single apple slice rested in the middle of it and it wasnt even cooked.
"how did you manage to catch it on fire did you even put it into the oven ya dumb snot?" levi wevies eyebrows went together andf his princess eyes widened to the size of paltes and his lips puckered.
"whats an oven levi?"
"how did you catch on fire?"
"i dont know i just did i was cutting the apple and all of a sudden something was smoking"
"you stupid butt come here and let me checku for burns"
"i am okey dokey" the tits promised him. levi shook his had "no you shit stick come here" he hugged him exTREMEly tightly. "you smell like fire."
"i was in purgastory."
"baby boy" he slapped his back in a loving, painful, way
"ouch leviei" eren frowned again. dean gasped darmatically
"DID I HJURT OUOU?"?" he shouted in his face. The tiant stared into his green rapunzel eyes. "I ALWAYS HURT EVERYONE I LOVE NOT YOU TOO EREN I DON'T NEED THAT" eren continued to stare and then his eyes turned blue.
"Are you going to eat the pie or not you little shit"
