Eren: That must hurt
Jean: I'm never going to Japan
Eren: Who names their kid Coco.
Jean: Yo what the fuck is up with the dog toy?
Eren: If I was straight I'd find that somewhat hot.
Jean: 8/8
Eren: 969?
Jean: Don't go in the car you whore
Eren: Wh-Why are looking at the tomato like that...
Jean: CAN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING FAIRY TAIL?!
Eren: NO IF WE LEAVE WE WATCH PUELLA MAGI MADOKA MAGICA
Jean: JUST SAY PMMM
Eren: IM NOT LAZY
Jean: Yes you are
Eren: Yes I am.
