Eren: WAIFU!!!!!
Levi: Boi leave me alone I need to clean the mutherfuckin widows *erases .exe files on his Windows computer if that's even possible idk I'm not good at computers*
Mikasa: Eren
Mikasa: You bitch
Mikasa: I thought
Mikasa: I was
Mikasa: your
Mikasa: muther
Mikasa: fucking
Mikasa: Waifu
Eren: but you're my overprotective phantom-mother that hovers around me wherever I go and doesn't approve of my 35-whatever-his-age-is boyfriend
Armin: DAMMIT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
Eren: yOU'BE BEEN REPLACED
Armin: *triggered*
Levi:
Armin: *is triggered*
Eren:
Mikasa: *hovering around Eren like a phantom*
Levi: wait when the fuck did we start dating Eren
Eren: we've been dating ever since I downloaded all those .exe files of myself onto your computer.
Levi: wHAT THE FUCK-
~Ghost-chan
A/N: okay listen it's like midnight right now and I can't sleep for some reason so have this shitty crack chapter XD
