Happy Tree Friends :)

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Hanji: hey guys

Hanji: do you know happy tree friends?

Petra: ooh! Friendly trees are the best! #notpetrafied

Everyone: ......

Hanji: ......

Hanji: no, Petra... it's a show I found....

Petra:

Petra: *silently crawls away*

Hanji: ...okay...

Hanji: ANYWAY SINCE I CAN'T DIE CUZ IM SO BADASS, LET'S WATCH THIS BABY ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ,

*cutesy opening theme plays*

Eren: awww I like Flippy already! So kawaii desu~~

Mikasa: *whispers* just like you

Eren: what?

Mikasa: nothing....

*Flippy gets triggered when Giggles got ketchup all over her fluffy bod*

*Flippy gets triggered when Giggles got ketchup all over her fluffy bod*

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*Flippy flips out (pun game going strong, mates XD)

*Flippy slams Petunia's face on the grill*

Jean: WTF DID THE GREEN DUDE JUST PUT THE SQUIRREL'S FACE IN THE---

*lifts Petunia's face to reveal the unseen*

*lifts Petunia's face to reveal the unseen*

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Jean: OH GOD WTF

Levi: *is Petrafied*

Armin: *cries in a corner*

Marco: *goes to the corner to cry with Armin*

Ymir: what the hellis this

Ymir: cover your eyes, Krista

Krista: *actually covered her eyes since the beginning*

Sasha: *pukes out all the food she ate*

Connie: *too freaked out to react*

Annie: *too stoic to care*

Annie: *decides to say somethin'*

Annie: chill

Mikasa: Flippy kinda resembles Eren

Levi: holy shit I didn't notice that, but you're hella right, Mikasa

Eren: HEY I'M NOT LIKE THAT

Eren: Well, kinda...

Hanji: wasn't expecting that

Hanji: I guess karma gets you after making all of that Petra jokes, huh

Everyone: yea

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