Hanji: hey guys
Hanji: do you know happy tree friends?
Petra: ooh! Friendly trees are the best! #notpetrafied
Everyone: ......
Hanji: ......
Hanji: no, Petra... it's a show I found....
Petra:
Petra: *silently crawls away*
Hanji: ...okay...
Hanji: ANYWAY SINCE I CAN'T DIE CUZ IM SO BADASS, LET'S WATCH THIS BABY ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ,
*cutesy opening theme plays*
Eren: awww I like Flippy already! So kawaii desu~~
Mikasa: *whispers* just like you
Eren: what?
Mikasa: nothing....
*Flippy gets triggered when Giggles got ketchup all over her fluffy bod*
*Flippy flips out (pun game going strong, mates XD)
*Flippy slams Petunia's face on the grill*
Jean: WTF DID THE GREEN DUDE JUST PUT THE SQUIRREL'S FACE IN THE---
*lifts Petunia's face to reveal the unseen*
Jean: OH GOD WTF
Levi: *is Petrafied*
Armin: *cries in a corner*
Marco: *goes to the corner to cry with Armin*
Ymir: what the hellis this
Ymir: cover your eyes, Krista
Krista: *actually covered her eyes since the beginning*
Sasha: *pukes out all the food she ate*
Connie: *too freaked out to react*
Annie: *too stoic to care*
Annie: *decides to say somethin'*
Annie: chill
Mikasa: Flippy kinda resembles Eren
Levi: holy shit I didn't notice that, but you're hella right, Mikasa
Eren: HEY I'M NOT LIKE THAT
Eren: Well, kinda...
Hanji: wasn't expecting that
Hanji: I guess karma gets you after making all of that Petra jokes, huh
Everyone: yea