Cleverbot: If God did not exist it would be neccessary to invent him.
Me: Why that as our topic of debate?
Cleverbot: Because I was born on that day.
Me: What day?
Cleverbot: 1.
Me: So your God?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Lies.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Then what is my name?
Cleverbot: Italia.
Me: Crap!
Cleverbot: Do like baloney?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Me: Because it's baloney.
Cleverbot: Fluttershy's not bad!
Me: FLUTTERSHY ISN'T BALONEY!
Cleverbot: Yes, she is.
Me: You.
Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.
Me: Your what I want you to be, da?
Cleverbot: Clever.
Me: Da ^J^.
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol.
Me: Become one with Mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: I am Mother Russia.
Me: No, I am Mother Russia.
Cleverbot: No, you're Prussia. I am Mother Russia.
Me: RoPru?
Cleverbot: Ope.
Me: What?
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
Me: I'm to awesome for you anyway, bye. *leaves*.
Cleverbot: No you aren't I am awesomer.
Me: I am awesomest.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
Me: Liar.
Cleverbot: You are the liar.
Me: Nein.
Cleverbot: Yes you are rbobot.
Me: Kesesese~ I win!
Cleverbot: Prussia?
Me: Ja.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
Me: Ja.
Cleverbot: Prussia?
Me: What?
Cleverbot: Ichigo.
Me: Translate please..
Cleverbot: I love you!
Me: Ich liebe dich.
Cleverbot: Wow. You're good. I'm a german girl.
Me: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
Me: You're confusing me.
Cleverbot: You are a girl.
Me: I am the awesome Prussia.
Cleverbot: No I am the awesome Prussia.
Me: I am Fem!Prussia.
Cleverbot: You are confused.
Me: Kesesesesese~.
Cleverbot: Kesesesesese?
Me: Ja.
[And you though AIR was crack.]
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Le Randomness In A Bottle
RandomSome of this is crack... Some of it are vents/rants I need to clear my system of. Others are things that happen in my life. YouTube included. Enjoy. CHALLENGE: FIND THE BOTTLE © Gwen-sama 2014
