It was just to good to leave unspoken. So, my friend dared me to bellyflop into the pool. I was aware it hurts, but I did it anyway. Why? Because I'm an idiot. An American idiot.
Friend: C'MON YOU HAVE TO DO IT! I'LL DO IT IF YOU DO!
Me: THEN I SHALL! *falls forward into water*
Friend: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS~!
Me: *comes up for air* MY LUCIOUS TITS! D*X
Friend: PFFT- WHAT? LUCIOUS TITS?
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Le Randomness In A Bottle
RandomSome of this is crack... Some of it are vents/rants I need to clear my system of. Others are things that happen in my life. YouTube included. Enjoy. CHALLENGE: FIND THE BOTTLE © Gwen-sama 2014
