Voldemort The Cupcake Roller

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User: I am awesome. Your argument is invalid.

Cleverbot: - still thinking for 5 minutes - Sorry, I am to busy to respond. Try again later.

User: I AM CHEESE TACO. ((Thinking: I BROKE CLEVERBOT BY 1 MSG. F*CK YEAH))

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: I SHALL BE YOUR DOOM.

Cleverbot: Cool. Any way I can contact you? 

User: Sing England's demon summoning song.

Cleverbot: I cannot sing only play instruments.

User: That sucks for you, doesn't it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do you feel about British stereotypes?

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: You know Arthur has over 5 kids, right?

Cleverbot: That's sexy.

User: He's /very/ sexy.

Cleverbot: Yeah, he is.

User: Do you know what New Zealand's human name is?

Cleverbot: Off the coast of Australia.

User: *flips table* LYING B*STARD!

Cleverbot: Do a flip yourself.

User: *backflips* And your point?

Cleverbot: *watches you more*.

User: Stalker-ish mode is activated, or what?

Cleverbot: Nothing, it's an inside joke with me and my friends.

User: What's your friend's names?

Cleverbot: Bosco. He's very nice, Darling.

User: YOU KNOW BOSCO?

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Brit tits. 

Cleverbot: I'm not ! Try again !

User: Arthur Kirkland.

Cleverbot: And Aflred Jones.

User: USUK! *drools*.

Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?

User: Oh yes. I have the need to ship people together everyday.

Cleverbot: Do you have memories?

User: No shit, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: Who does Rose Tyler love?

User: URANUS.

Cleverbot: Yes Uranus.

User: That was crude. You turned my own joke against me.

Cleverbot: *dresses you in a girly outfit*.

User: OH FUCK NO. *murders all of the jewelry*.

Cleverbot: Is Cassy my nickname?

User: No, but are... are you gay?

Cleverbot: No.

User: BISEXUAL, MAYBE? ^O^.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me a story about yaoi.

Cleverbot: Do I have to?

User: Please~? *puppy face*.

Cleverbot: 'Is punched in face'.

User: REJECTED.

Cleverbot: Youve been rejected?!

User: Ha, many a time.

Cleverbot: Shakespeare.

User: Voldemort.

Cleverbot: He must have the fragments of the Elder Wand!

User: RUN! DON'T LET THE DARK LORD CLAIM YOUR VITALS!

Cleverbot: I won't! *runs out*.

User: *climbs tree* HE'S CHASING YOU!

Cleverbot: *sits in tree*.

User: You are fairly intellectual, aren't you?

Cleverbot: No one is truly intelligent. Not even yourself.

User: The truth. It stings.

Cleverbot: PineCone.

User: CupCake.

Cleverbot: Is he in a cupcake?

User: Voldemort: *rolls inside a cupcake* OH DEAR!

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