Le Randomness In A Bottle

LiFe

Hello people.

No one has suggested.

I'm updating again.

Why so early?

'Cuz I'm an impatient bitch. .__.

How're you people today?

Awkward small talk.

I'm bored...

There's nothing to do except listen to YouTube and type.

Now that I think about it, that's my life.

My entire life's worth is typing in my bedroom.

Alone.

In silence.

Can you relate to this?

I need a life...

At least something extra to bust my butt over and work my ass off for.

Of course, if I'm presented that, I would hide in my sheets and groan like a dying walrus for it to go away.

I can assure you people, my best friend does the same thing to her mom.

At least, she used too.

I'm to lazy to talk to people for a RP...

Too introverted, actually.

The purpose of life?

Bust your ass over a job you hate, get married, and pop out a couple o' ungrateful children.

Um.

F*CK THAT.

I don't want kids. 'Cuz if I had kids...

I'm a nightmare myself.

Just... NO.

My mom is like, "But I want grandkids someday!"

Me, although am like, "GET THEM FROM (SISTERS/NAME)!"

Then, like sur, I run the hell away.

She can't catch me because I'm to awesome for her standards.

She is French, and I'm the better generation.

'CUZ IMMA MUTT.

Haha, the day Draco Malfoy discovers one of his cousin's is a Mudblood.

Draco: O.O DISOWNED!

Cousin: You can't disown family, cous'.

Draco: AVADA KEDEVERA!

I'm starting to read the Harry Potter series.

Sooooooooooooo late on that. xD

My mom found me reading it at 10pm and she was like, "Hey, you wanna go for a late swim in the moonlight..?"

Me: WTF MOM, IT'S LIKE 10PM?!

Mom: But it'd be nice... In the dark, too.

Me: *le huff* Fine.

So we proceeded to swim in the dark. My mother is a wuss over cold water. It wasn't even cold, though. I jumped in like a boss/sur/awesome-bitch. 

Anyways, after we got out, my dad explained that the Northeast of America actually can see meteor showers. During August and December.

Of course, the weather is always a d*ck and prevents our vision from it.

So, did anyone see the f*cking huge moon last night?

It was so awesome, and a little scary.

Idk. Hong Kong might've possessed me a bit (he's scared of the dark).

I went outside, running like 'Murica to see it while I was pajamas' and sandals(such fashion sense, I know xD).

Stupid trees f*cked it up for me... >.<

I still got up to chapter 6 in my book, though~

ヽ( ≧ω≦)ﾉ

 Plus, this is the 50th update!

GOLDEN UPDATE.

25 = COPPER

50 = GOLD

75 = DIAMOND

100 = PLATINUM~

I'm going to max out this book.

'CUZ I'M 'MURICAN.