Dear Diary,
Can I say today was somewhat of a disaster? Well I didn't mind going baby clothes shopping with Alice and Jacob. Then Charlie came over to see mom...surprise visit and I happened to be over there with Jacob. Well let me start from the beginning of the day.
This morning I was sleeping in bed when I heard Jacob talking to Alice. Then I heard her screech
"Eeeeeeeee so you're ACTUALLY letting me!?"
Jacob had said "Yea I am,but Nessie will have to agree. I then got out of bed hungry for some human food(eggs and sausage). I got dressed. Then I went downstairs and said while blushing.
"Jacob..can I have some Eggs and Sausage..and Blood. Alice um what do you want me to do?"
Jacob looked at me and said "Sure..I'll go get some from Esme. You can talk to the shopping freak now." Alice stuck her tongue out at Jacob. He rolled his eyes.
Alice said "Well Renesmee do you want to go baby clothes shopping!? Jacob already said he would go help me get them!"
I happily said "Yep I'll go with you!! These babies want some clothes!"
Alice muttered "This is surprising...probably her hormones of pregnancy.." I glared at her.
She said "Okay when do you want go shopping? Oh yea we're going to the mall to get clothes."
Jacob came in with the food and said "After Breakfast."
"Agreed with my husband" I said. Jacob asked me how I wanted the eggs. I said
"Sunny Side Up" It took him about 10 minutes to cook.Then I ate the food it was SO good. Jacob ate some too. Then of course we had some blood around the house. Alice was getting really impatient.
She said in an annoying voice "You ate breakfast and you said after breakfast! Come On!" I groaned and followed her out to the car. Jacob walked behind me. We got into her car. It was not comfortable my stomach is like the size of two huge balloons! The babies I'm assuming did not like it either,they were kicking me! So we got to the mall and we went into a baby shop. Alice immediately started picking up outfits and asking what I thought. She picked up a purple,silk,shiny dress. Then she asked
"So do you like it? Once they get to a certain age we'll be able to pick out better clothes,because we'll know if Janessie is a tom-boy or girlie-girl! Then she just starred into space and gasped.
Jacob said "We can buy that...it's pretty cheap. What's wrong Pixie?"
She said "Huh? Oh nothing...nothing to be concerned or anything about right now." I sighed. We went back to picking out outfits for Janessie then we went to get some outfits for E.J ! One of them said "Daddy's Boy" another said "I'm a mommy's girl" . Then she also got a camouflage outfit for E.J . We got SO much stuff that I do NOT know how she pays for all of her clothes and also other Cullen..and Black Family clothes! Maybe she steals money... So anyways we went to the cash register to buy the clothes then we went to her house.
We got the Cullen Mansion. Jacob,Alice,and I all walked in. Alice put all the bags of baby clothes upstairs. She yelled
"EVERYONE I'M BACK WITH JACOB AND RENESMEE!" Everyone came and down and it looked like my dad and Alice were having a conversation in their head and they didn't look happy.
Dad said "Bella,Charlie is going to be here within....3minutes. He hasn't seen you since before Jacob and Renesmee's wedding and wants to see you and her."
I asked "Alice is that what you saw when we were at the mall?"
She said sheepishly "Yea that's what I saw. I didn't want to scare you and make you rush home,even I wanted to rush to go hide you both." Jake glared at her. Then we heard a knock on the front door. Esme went and opened the door. We saw my Grandpa,Charlie.
Esme said "Good evening Charlie. It's a surprise to see you here!"
Charlie said "Sorry I didn't call. I was heading home from work and realized I wanted to see Bella and Nessie so I stopped over here."
Mom went to the door and said "Come on in dad" What was she thinking? Couldn't she have said I wasn't home and she could have taken him out somewhere? I guess not. Well her came in. I was holding Jacob's hand so tight! Jake and I went upstairs and left everyone downstairs to talk. After what seemed like forever me and Jacob went downstairs. Grandpa Charlie starred at me.
Jake said "Hey Charlie,what's up?" I nudged his side.
Grandpa Charlie said "That's Nessie? Is she PREGNANT? She's only 16..."
I said nervously "Hi Grandpa. Yes I am pregnant. Not just pregnant with one but two babies. Yep yep yep I'm 16."
He said "Who's babies are they? You're so young! Please don't tell me you got ra-" I cut him off and said
"These babies are Jacob's and mine. I'm due very soon." Jacob got a glare from Grandpa Charlie.
Jacob said "Charlie..it's only right that I'm the father of these babies. Ness and I are married. Ehh...you missed the wedding."
Charlie yelled "WHAT!?!?!? YOU ARE MARRIED TO MY GRANDDAUGHTER."
Jake said "Charlie,it's best if you don't know some stuff in my world and the Cullen's"
I said "Agreed with my husband."
Charlie said "You said babies....so does that mean-"
I cut him off and said "Twins. I'm having twins." He,Charlie turned like purple?
Mom said "Dad calm down. Renesmee is having twins,Jacob is the dad of the twins,and they're married..FINAL!
Charlie said "Okay Bells calm down. I think it's best if I sort of don't know anymore."
Jacob said "Yea that's right. Oh my god,Charlie,your going to have GREAT GRAND KIDS oh yea where's Sue?"
Charlie said "Enough about my granddaughter being pregnant and Sue didn't want to come for some reason,she said I should spend some time alone with you all."
I said "Works with me." Jacob smiled. Then Grandpa Charlie talked with mom,dad,and Alice. Jake and I snuck out and went to our house. He made us some dinner...mashed potatoes,carrots,beef,and bread rolls(home made)!! I drank like 10 cups of blood. Gosh I was thirsty and I'm still craving some. At the moment Jacob is putting clothes in the closets for the babies,leaving me to write. Hmm I have a feeling something is NOT right.
Xoxo Renesmee
