A Mile In My Shoes

NINE

Omniscient

"Capri, wake up. We have a house meeting in five before classes start." Terri shook a sound sleeping Capri out of her sleep.

"Mmm." She moaned, flipping on her side, completely ignoring Terri's attempt to get her up.

"Get up, Murphy, unless you wanna deal with bitchy Jhaviah and her sidekick." Terri snatched the covers off of her, exposing a half-naked Capri in a black bra and panty set. "Ouuu cute set girl, but you have four minutes to be downstairs."

Terri turned on her heels and sashayed out of the room, closing the door behind her. When she heard the clicking of the door, Capri sighed, reaching up to scratch her strangely full head of hair. The second her red stiletto fingernails landed on her head, her eyes popped open and confusion clouded her mind. Staring at a white wall, accompanied by pink and gold butterflies, Capri slowly sat up, thinking she was in the middle of a vivid dream. "Where the hell I'm at?" She mumbled, her eyes scanning the messy feminine room. Staring down at herself, a pair of nice perky boobs sat perfectly on her chest and at that very moment, Capri lost her shit. Jumping out of the bed, she ran to the floor mirror in the corner, growing weak in the knees at the person she saw before her.

"Awe hell naw, man. I'm a fucking woman!" Dellen shouted in fear, anger, and disbelief until he remembered the the12-pack of beer he drank the night before. Shaking his head, he chuckled at the fact he let himself get that wasted to the point he was imagining being in a woman's body. Not just any woman either, Capri's body. "This shit ain't real. You tripping man. This is a damn dream."

Shrugging off the situation, Dellen climbed back into the bed and closed his eyes, preparing to sleep the rest of his hangover off. Boom! Boom! Boom! Banging on the door, prevented him from getting comfortable. "Capri, I know Terri told your ass we were having a meeting. Get up and get downstairs or else!" Jhaviah shouted from the other end of the door.

Again, Dellen had it in his mind that he was on another level of hallucinations, so he ignored the bratty bitch and closed his eyes, drifting off to sleep yet again. Little does he know, he's in for a rude surprise when he awakens again.

***

Across the street, a few houses down at the Ques frat house, except for Dellen, the place was abandoned with classes starting soon. It wasn't exactly Dellen himself. Capri had woken up over an hour ago and received the shock of a lifetime. Awakened by excessive roaring from a hound of guys, she was met with the smell of Bourbon and a hardened snake attached to her body. Scared shitless, Capri ran to the bathroom to look in the mirror, and lo and behold, she saw none other than Dellen's handsome face staring back at her. She's been locked in the bedroom all morning, gaping at herself in the mirror. She went to bed as a woman and woke up a man. A fucking jackass of a man to be specific. When Capri learned about the woman who performed voodoo on her, it didn't raise any serious concerns because she didn't believe in such lunatic things, especially coming from Dellen's stupid ass. Now here she is covered in tattoos, hair, and passion marks.

"This can't be happening to me." She whispered, running her fingers through her now blonde curly and exceptionally soft hair. "I'm a man. I'm Dellen, for Christ's sake. What am I gonna d-"

The sound of the door opening halted Capri's second meltdown. She peeped out of the door to see Emmett shuffling through Dellen's untidy dresser. Instead of making her presence known, she kept quiet, wanting to know what business he has lurking through someone's belongings.

"Where is it?" He mumbled, checking each drawer, and throwing more clothes on the floor. "I know it's in here. Where are you? Where are you?"

"Where is what?" She spoke up.

"Wooo, shit!" Emmett jerked, throwing the shirt he had in his hand on the floor as well. "Man, you scared the fuck outta me, Knox. What the hell are you still doing here? You're supposed to be in class."

"So are you." Capri walked further into the bedroom, standing a few feet away from a nervous Emmett. "What're you looking for?"

"Uh, nothing." He lied, looking out of the bedroom door. "I lost my uh...I lost my cell phone back."

Staring blankly at the fool in front of her, Capri repeated. "You lost your cell phone back?"

"Yeah." Emmett nodded, hitting himself upside the head. "Irresponsible me, always losing shit."

"And you lost it in here?"

"Possibly. I was drunk as hell last night. Ain't no telling where I wandered off to. I'm just checking the whole crib but I see it ain't in here, so I'ma look somewhere else." He rushed out, leaving the room quickly.

"Wonder what that was about?" Capri voiced aloud, a small frown on her face. Emmett has been Dellen's best friend for years. She'd hate to find out he was playing both sides of the fence. Then again, she believed Lydia was as loyal to her as she was to Lydia, and look how their friendship turned out.

There was no way, Capri would attend classes in Dellen's body today. They needed to get out and find the mysterious woman who cast this deranged curse on them. Heading for the door, Capri looked down, immediately being reminded of her morning wood standing long and strong. Not sure what steps to take to make him deflate, she went off male instincts and videos she's run across on the internet. Spotting a bottle of Jergens lotion on the bedside table, Capri grabbed it and went into the bathroom. Surprisingly, Dellen kept a clean wash rag and towel in there, so she didn't have to search around for them. Turning the shower head on, Capri stripped out of her basketball shorts and her penis sprang forward, causing her to stumble backward. "Oh, my Lord. It attacks people."

Embarrassed by her reaction, Capri cleared her throat and proceeded to get in the shower. Never in a million years did she think, she'd know what it feels like for a man to masturbate. "First time for everything." She mumbled, squirting lotion in the palm of her hand.