Hazbin Hotel Mis-ventures; Gas Run

Boredrom's Chaos

 (It's a 'typical" day at the Hazbin Hotel...and by "typical,' it's BORING. With no guests checking in, and all chores/house work completed, there's usually TWO OR THREE THINGS that can happen in the hotel...either something Destructive, something Creative...or, usually, BOTH. )

Speaking of, at the bar, a winged Cat in a top hat is busying himself cleaning glasses while simultaneously drinking beer straight from the bottle AND playing solitaire; blissfully unaware of the creeping, grinning shadow above his head, quietly giggling, holding something above the cat's head, ready to throw it down when-!)

??: ANGEL DUST!!!!

  Angel: WAGH!!!! (on cue the white-pink-striped spider loses balance and falls forward, the bucket slipping from his hands, pnk paint spilling all over the carpet-!!! On cue a girl in white with a ribbon in her hair dashes forward, looking pissed!) 

Vaggie; ANGEL WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING!?

Angel: Ugh, DAMMIT Vag that f*cking HURT!!

Vaggie; serves you DAMN RIGHT!!! Were you SERIOUSLY gonna pull a KINDERGARTEN LEVEL PRANK?!

(Husk just watches, drinking)

Angel: Aw c'mon you an Charlie told me to "reel it in!"

Vaggie; LIKE GIVING UP THIS SH*T COMPLETELY!

Angel; Where's th' fun in that!?

Vaggie; My F*CKING GAWD ANGEL, DON'T YOU EVER THINK OF ANYONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF?!

(Suddenly a pale, blonde haired girl in a business suit rushes in!)

Charlie; is everything alright?!

Vaggie; NO IT'S NOT!!!

Angel; It WAS until VAGGIE RUINED IT!

Charlie; ruined what-? (sees the bucket) oh no, Angel, NO! That's not nice!

Angel: ...it' woulda washed out!! What's the big deal!?

Charlie; Angel, it's still not nice! And Husk wouldn't have found it funny! Would you have found it funny if they spilled orange paint on you!?

Angel; I woulda' made it work!

Vaggie; ANGEL, it isn't always about you-HUSK!! No drinking when on bar duty!!!

Husk: ...... (keeps drinking....until Vaggie swipes the bottle away) HEY!!!

Charlie; I'm sorry husk, Angel, but Vaggie's right. Look..I know you two are trying to do your best to be better, you really are-

Vaggie; (under her breath) no they aren't....

Charlie; -but perhaps if you don't want to be cooped up here, why don't I make you a deal?

Angel; mmm? A Deal?

Charlie; Mhm!! Vaggie and I have alot of work to do while the hotel isn't busy, but we also need to get gas for the Hotel's car. Here! (hands Angel a HUGE wad of cash) Why don't you two take Alastor and Niffty with you, fill up the tank and get yourselves some pizza at that Pizza-Fueled-Wheelz gas station?

Angel: .....Free food for a gas run? That's it-?

Charlie; Pleeeaaaassse? It would be a good deed! For meee? (makes puppy yes)

Angel; EEUUUUGGH OK OK OKAY ALREADY WE'LL DOIT JUS' STOP MAKIN' THAT FACE!

Charlie; THANK YOU! (she giggles, hugging Angel before happily walks off with Charlie)

Angel: ... (sighs) how has that poor, loves-everybody kid not gettin' whacked by now..?

Husk: ...welp, I'm goin' back to-

Angel; OoOoOH NO Y'DON'T KITTEN! (grabs him close) y'heard th' princess, I'M not goin'....WE'RE GOIN'!

Husk: Haven't you forgotten something? She also said to bring niffty and al, get one of those two idiots to be your date.

Angel: Oh but why ruin a good orgy!

Husk: ....I don't like where this is goin'-

Angel: (shouts down the hall) HEY AL, NIFFTY!! WHO WANTS PIZZA?!?!? (to Husk) Don' worry babe..I'll save the sausage fer YOU (winks, kissing his cheek..and in that moment, Husk knew it was gonna be a LOOOOOOONGG HELL OF A NIGHT...LITERALLY)

ALL CHARACTERS, ELEMENTS AND IMAGES, AND HAZBIN HOTEL, BELONG TO VIVIENNE MEDRANO 

This story was co-writtena nd edited by the talented Kronosaurus, aka TremendousMiracleCherryBlossom on Tumblr!