Me and my dads (a phanfiction)

3. No nightmares.

A/N HI! So how's it all going? Do you have a hint about the coming chapter?  ENJOY.

The next morning we all woke up at about noon. Surprisingly enough I still felt really sleepy. But Phil said that I couldn't get out of my sleeping rhythm, also because we had to shoot a video, and get a sleeping buddy. I said the night before that I wanted a stuffed giraffe. A purple one.

On the way to the centre of Rotterdam I fell asleep in the car. Dan had to wake me up, because Phil didn't have the heart for it, as he allways found me incredibly cute when I was asleep.

So when Dan helped me getting out of the car a religious couple walked past. 'Is dat zo'n homofiel stel met een kind? God allemachtig waar moet het toch geen met de wereld! Schandalig is het, kijk hoe moe dat arme kind is. Wedden dat ze anale seks hebben waar zij bij is!' ( Is that a homosexual couple with a child? God almighty where is this world going! It's terrible,look how exhausted the kid looks. I bet they have anal sex where the kid can see it!) The man says, a bit too loud, Phil has heard it. 'Geëxcuseerd meneer, maar dat was stereotypisch gezien ongelooflijk discriminerend en onbeschoft! Ik durf u te verzekeren dat u uw vrouw nog vaker gepenetreerd heeft dan ík seksueel contact heb gehad met mijn geweldige echtgenoot die mij accepteerd zoals ik ben, en mij niet in hokjes stopt, en hem zal ik altijd liefhebben, samen met min prachtige dochter. Degelijk wetenschappelijk onderzoek heeft aangetoond dat het voor de ontwikkeling van het kind niet uitmaakt of de ouders homoseksueel of heteroseksueel zijn. Het gaat enkel en alleen om de opvoeding.' ( Excuses me sir, but that was very stereotypically very rude and discriminating! I dare to guarantee that you have penetrated your wife (A/N Phil is pissed okay) more times than I ever had sexual contact with my husband, who is accepting me as I am and doesn't make me do things I don't want, I will allways love him, and my daughter! It is scientifically proven that it doesn't matter of children's parents are homosexual or heterosexual. It is the way you raise the child that counts!) 'Papa wat is anale seks?' (Daddy what is anal sex?) I say but Dan just hushed me. The woman slapped the man in the face and carried on walking. Then Dan bends towards me. 'Listen Anna, whenever someone is making fun of you or me and daddy just say it to us and Phil will come and sass them out without even swearing.' 'Why were they making fun of us?' I say confused. 'Because crazy people think men can only fall in love with women and otherwise. But a man can also fall in love with another man, like me and Phil.' Dan says. 'Or a woman with another lady.' Phil adds, petting my head. 'Let's now go get a sleeping buddy.' Phil says. 'It was scary.' I say. 'You don't have to be scared, we are allways here for you.' Dan says.

We got to 'De kleine Kapitein' (the little captain), were we usually came for a cup of tea and an apple pie or for a bedtime story book. But today we went for a stuffed animal, as toys were also being sold there. 'Where ate the stuffed animals dad?' I ask Phil. 'Why don't you go ask her?' Dan answers, while pointing to the lady behind the desk. We've been going to this store since I was just about a week old. So the woman knows me. 'Hallo hebben jullie een slaapmaatje?' (Hello, have you got a sleeping buddy?) I say. 'Een slaapmaatje? Wil je een knuffel?' (A sleeping buddy? Do you want a stuffed animal?) The woman says. Dan nods. 'Ze had de laatste tijd nachtmerries, vandaar een slaapmaatje.' (She had nightmares lately, so because of that the sleeping buddy) After a chat with the woman about stuffed animals in the store we actually found a purple giraffe. I was really happy with it, I didn't have to stare at my mutilated dads almost every night and I had a new friend. After buying it we also went to the café of the store and bad a drink and some our, while talking about Dan's video we were going to shoot today.

At the way home we listened to muse. As my parents were singing along, Dan noticed the car in front of us had 'END 666' on the numberplate, which made my parents laugh. ''The giraffe is gonna die. Why not a bun?' I heard a voice say. 'What?' I said. 'Hmm?' Dan said. 'Someone said the purple giraffe was gonna die.' I said. 'Is it your imagination again?' Phil said, giving Dan a worried look. Dan grabbed Phil's hand and drew patterns on it with his thumb.