BNHA ONE SHOTS❤️

Eijirou Kirishima x reader oblivious dork

The red head was a complete dork, he couldn't get a damn hint. You tried your best, giving him cards, bears, chocolate, nothing worked. Now you were desperate enough to ask Denki for help! "CAN YOU STAPH LAUGHING?!!!" Currently you were having a hard time.

"Yo-hahah...you have a crush on *WHEEZE* EJIROU?!" Slapping his knee and wiping his tears, he patted your shoulder as you glared at him. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Oki I'll help you with meh dandy flirty techniques~!" This wasn't gonna go well but there was no choice.

"Now when it comes to flirting, don't be stereotypical with it!" Nodding your head and copying the tips, mumbling just like a certain somebody... "So I think I got it!" The derpy pikachu gave you a wink, "You can test it on me~?"

"THANKS PIKACHU, TRY JIROU!!!" You ran off leaving him before he could object with red cheeks, looking just like pikachu. The plan was set in stone. hah stone, get it? Cuz Kiri can harden like stone?T-T You just had to find the rock head, should be easy right?

You don't have him in any of your classes since you're in the education department. uhhh class 1-C with Shinso basically cuz ye you had to wait till lunch, it was good the bell was about to ring anyways. Carrying the bento box and watching the clock tick and tick. Come on, come on! Can't time move any faster?! You were frustrated and worried about losing the idea before telling your crush.

"Now don't even try getting up because I dismiss you, NOT the bell!" God why do teachers do this? T-T what...WHAT?! Do you want me to starve?! The bell rang and everyone sat quietly yet screaming inside. "Now you may go BUT don't forget about—" Everyone already left before Ectoplasm could finish.

FREEEEEDDDDOOOMMMM!!! Speed walking down the hall, looking left and right for your futu—CRUSH! Not future husband, you corrected yourself and shook your head embarrassed. You finally spotted him with Bakugou, you silently ship them but that wasn't going to stop you.

"Kiri-sama!!" You ran up to him as he waves his hands frantically. "Y/N I told you to just call me, Eijirou!!" His grin was so adorable, your heart was pounding. You wanted to call him by his first name...it's just.....you can't pronounce it right. Always practicing in your room, day and night...it's too embarrassing....

"O-oki...E-E....–" You looked down and wacked your head. "Is something wrong, Y/N?" Omgurd he's concerned about me, should I tell him? Nooooo all his friends are here T-T.... "I-I can't p-pronounce your name r-right..." He laughed, this wasn't gonna end well for you. "Why didn't you say so! I guess it is hard!!" You soon tried to laugh it off as well, your cheeks tinted red like his hair. 

" You're a fucking retard..." You couldn't help but stick out the middle finger at Bakugou, "Shut up, dried up fucking cactus." OOF thet was such a bad roast, bet readers could come up with something better... Things got awkward real quick, Kirishima didn't seem to notice though. "Your quirk is really cool though, never have self-doubt!" Hes touching my shoulder...im dying

Oh ye your quirk is any thing you touch becomes sticky and impossible to get out of! "I guess its good at catching criminals!" You went slow, going straight to the point wasnt nesscasary right? You looked down at your lunch, a devious plan erupted. "Eiji-chan you are SOY awesome~!" Eiji, why the fuck did i say Eiji, omgurd!

Denki and Ashido were currenrtly crying of happinesd, Bakugou was sending more death you way, anndd Kirishima caught on to the pun, snorting. You looked over to Bakugou, smirking and letting the words out. "Whoa there! Control your TEMPURA!!" He slammed his fists on the table, "YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!" Oh shit!

You ran out quickly as Eijirou held MR.ANGRYMAN back. FuckFuckFuckFuckIWENTTOFAR!! You ran into the supply closet and fell down in exhaustion. He's gonna be looking for me all day!! I never got to tell Kirishima how I feel... You lost your chance...again and you wanted to cry. Hearing a bang close by you hugged a broom close by tightly, afraid and knowing you were gonna die.

"AHHHHH IM SORRY, PLZ DONT KILL MEEE!" You cried out as the door swung open, shutting your eyes and waiting for the blow. "Y/N! It's me, Eijirou!" He knelt down, only to be tackled in a hug by you. "Thank goodness it is you!" He hugged back happily until you realized. Wait, IM HUGGING HIM!! I didn't mean to, omgurd wtf do I do?!

You pulled back awkwardly as the red head closed the door. "Bakugou is still out there so I think it's safe if we stay here!" Butttt there was little space, your chest was basically against his. Damn he's got a rock hard chest....if only...STAPH THINKING, THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME!!! "You oki Y/N? Your sweating a lot, is it hot in here?" The only thing hot in here is you meh dude...

"Uhh y-yea!! B-but it's f-fine!" Wait I can confess...whew oki sooo, HOW?! You tried to move but it was difficult since well, the predicament you were in wasn't helping. Looking up at him, you could see every little detail. His sharp, white teeth, the tiny scar he had, and still a few black streaks in his hair. This is my chance, I need to move, PLUS FUCKING ULTRA!! "E-Eiji-chan can I-I kiss y-you...?"

"Huh, what was that?" You had said it so softly, he didn't hear. You face was hot, red, and sweaty... you couldn't handle it anymore! Wiggling your hands up and on his chest, he looked down at you in confusion. "C-can I kiss y-you..?" His cheeks flared up and he looked to the side, flustered. "I g-get it if you don't w–" "NO! Its-uhh YEA!" Huh? I don't understand right now?

Before you could question him, his hands were on your hips and his lips on yours. You froze, widening your eyes as his was shut tight. His teeth bumped into yours, this was his first kiss ever. You tried your best and closed your eyes, tilting your head to be more comfortable. Running out of breath, you both pulled away and you clumsily said, "I love you ROE much.." He laughed and interlocked his lips with yours again.

Except it got more intimate, your fingers now going through his surprisingly soft locks and his hand bringing your leg up by your thigh. Without reason he was pulled away by something, Aizawa's wraps had pulled your love away. "Do that later NOT at school, now you two get to class..."

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OOF now I feel proud of myself, just gotta love them sushi punsXD I think I'm actually getting better at writing and I hope other do too next x reader might be a...DRUM ROLL PLZ......oki nm... it's gonna be a smut SO WHOM WILL IT BE IDK! ANY SUGGESTIONS???