BNHA ONE SHOTS❤️

Aizawa x Antihero reader TEASE~

Every time I say I'm gonna do a smut I never doXD I just can't find a way to make it build up to the sauce!!! But now is time for the cat lover!

"GO SUCK ON SOME DICK YOU BITCHES!!" You mocked the low life heroes, jumping from roof to roof. Towering over them and laughing as your self-esteem would just grow every day. Feeling lazy you had simply robbed a store but this wouldn't slow them down. You sighing as you threw slime to stop them down, "YOU'RE TOO SLOWWWW!!!" Mimicking the blue hedgehog's voice and giggling to yourself till you toppled face first.

"They couldn't catch someone like you, how disappointing..." The voice sighed as you agreed, your voice muffled, "yep you right." Before you could say anything cocky he knocked you out. The bundles of rope(?) idk whet the fuck it is wrapped tightly round you and dragged you to the station, the man rubbing his temples in annoyance.

"We know they robbed a store!! Just get rid of them already!" The voices rang in your head as you woke up, unable to see anything. "Uhhhhh guys would you mind getting me something to eat??" Your stomach growled, not caring about the sticky situation you were in. It became quiet till a burning sensation came across your cheek, your face turning from the harsh force. The furious officer slapped you for no reason really. "Ow come on, that wasn't necessary!!" You wish you could've rubbed your cheek but you can't.

Being tied up in a rickety old chair wasn't really in your bucket list. "You robbing a store wasn't necessary yet here we are!" The man grumbled but he made a valid point, "Touché~ but seriously can ya get this off meh face?" Loud heavy steps were heard as the man groaned and stomped off, done with your bullshit. You waited patiently...actually expecting food or well something interesting to occur.

Another pair of footsteps approached, wasn't the same guy from before clearly. Your vision now cleared as the light shines in your eyes, "IT BUYURRRNNNS!!" Being the drama queen you are, you couldn't help yourself. "God you remind me of that loud shit I have to work with..." Blinking a couple of times and looking up to see a mess of black, "sorry, work is hard nowadays huh?" His monotone glare meets yours, he really needed sleep.

"You knowwww, being tied up in a chair like this with a handsome fellow in front of me is kinda kinky~" You made a failed attempt of a wink as a weird smile was placed on Aizawa's mouth. "You're really pathetic for a villain." "You're really pathetic for a hero, Eraser Head~" The remarks about each other came back and forth, a bond of some sorta was growing between the two of you.

"Im flipping Robin Hood, I steal from the rich and give to the poor!" Which was sorta true, sometimes you did it for fun to get on everyone's bad side. "That doesn't explain how you weren't caught until now..by me....when I can be napping." He yawned as the words escaped his mouth making you cry hysterically. "Oki oki, come here I'll tell ya a secret..." "What are you, 5?" Taking that as a compliment you urged him to come closer and kissed his cheek, "There ya go!" He jerked back and looked down at you astonished, "Why the fuck did you do that?" You shrugged and wiggled your wrists.

"Just felt like it ya know?" He shook his head and groaned, getting more tired by the second. "Why is this so hard?" He rubbed his temples in annoyance as you smirked, "thes whet she said!" Aizawa could only groan louder at the immaturity, gripping the chair and mustering a dead stare. "Look I've been really patient...But so far I'm. Losing. It." You stayed silent and wondered if you could get him to his breaking point. "Hey you know what time it is?" He leaned back and crossed him arms, "It's 4:20"

"420 BLAZE IT!!!" You hollered as you slipped away from the slime and spitting some into his eyes, escaping with no problem.
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I know this one is short but deal with it, I'm losing ideas! This one was fun to write thoXD but ya seriously I'm takin requests, u can pm me or just leave a comment!