(Y/N)= Your Name
Words= 398
Spin-off of 'No Words=No Tongue'
Requested by: @Rouge_WerewolfGirl
Now, it was alright living with a bunch of boys. You learned a few things that no one else could teach you. Like, you perfected your fighting skills with what seemed like your brothers.
But, you did have to teach them a few things as well. You came from a very advanced time on earth so you were so into equality for everyone. And as that came, you stood up for who you needed to on the island. (#boyscrytoo)
Sadly, you got some.. Unwanted remarks since you were the cook, and a damn good one too.
Today you were in a particularly good mood, chopping up the recent kill from a recent hunt. You had to ask Peter for some very tall heels (high heels) so you didn't get your feet all bloodied whilst cutting up hog or whatever was given to you. (That's actually the reason why heels were made. Originally for men, look up the origin of high heels)
It was all fun and games until you heard the most sexist shit coming from those damn lost boys.
"I heard.." his voice quieted a little, "That she fucks the boars.."
You almost laughed.
What a sick sense of humor.
"Hah. I think she should just stay in the kitchen and be our maid." Another one snickered and tried to stifle his sexist mouth.
So you, being the badass that you are, walked out there, leaning against the wooden frame of the building with your newfound height—given by the heels—drenched in blood. Head. To. Toe.
"Yeah I think-"
"Did you say something, Lars?" You stood in the doorway of the kitchen, sharpening the cleaver which also happened to be dripping blood.
You could practically smell their fear— oh.. wait.. is that?
Did he just piss his pants?
You almost laughed, but had to keep your cool. So, you pointed the tip and them and with all your might and said in the scariest evil cook voice you had, "Better shut the fuck up or I'll cut off your dicks."
How you managed to keep a strait face? You may never know.
That seemed to keep them quiet for awhile. Now it was just you and your meat cleaver, taking on the world.
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A/N... hah. Yeah it's short.. lol..
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