Batman Villain Preferences

Edward x Reader

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DauntlessLucyEaton
     (Y/N) had been staring off into space, not really thinking all. For the last twenty or so minutes, she had been waiting for her childhood friend, Edward Nygma so they could have a little chat. Their place of meeting had changed from a nearby dinner to a small (hipster-ish) coffee shop. They're were supposed to meet at ten o'clock since it was a Sunday and neither of them had to work, but apparently Ed's plans had changed.
Disheartened, (Y/N) let out an annoyed huff and stood up to leave. She pulled down her (color) skirt which had bunched a bit at the back, and smoothed down her blouse. Once she had shrugged her coat over her shoulders and grabbed her coat she trudged towards the door.
She had barley gotten five steps away from ye entrance when she heard her name being yelled from afar.
"(Y/N)! (Y/N)," Ed yelled as he jogged up to her (while tripping over his own feet but still, it's the thought that counts) he finally and to a stop in front of her, "S-sorry I was late (Y/N), I had to deal with something... it's not been a good day..."
"Well," (Y/N) grinned, all anger disappearing, "we can both complain about our awful, no good days together."
Edward smiled softly and walked toward the entrance of the coffee shop with (Y/N) in tow.
Once they had both ordered they sat down at a small booth, not far from the pickup counter.
"So," Edward coughed to break the silence, "Lets start with you, why was your day awful?"
(Y/N) took a deep breathe, "Be prepared for a long and angry rant my fine friend because it has been one hell of a day," (Y/N) sighed and continued, "Ok so, my day started out pretty normal right? Well except for the fact that my toothbrush fell into the toilet and my cat got sick. Damnit! I'm getting off track, anyways, I was driving home from getting groceries right? And guess what happened? I got pulled over! By one of those stupid corrupt cops that you work with," (Y/N) glared at the table.
"I hate to interrupt, but I have to get our drinks real quick (Y/N)," Edward smiled. (Y/N) continued glowering at the table and Edward chuckled (before he tripped over the corner of the table and had to push his glasses back up his nose). Once he was back, (Y/N) continued with her rant.
"Continuing with my story," she paused a moment to take a sip of (hot drink of your choice), "I was prepared to deal with the cop just fine, I had my license and everything! But just when I was getting everything out guess what happened? He just started flirting with me! He tried to blackmail me into sleeping with him! He is such an awful human being! Stupid freakin argh!" (Y/N) fell back on her seat and crossed her arms with a huff.
Edward just chuckled, "My turn I guess," Edward's smile faltered and he took a breath "I've had a c-crush on a girl recently... her name is Kristen. And I've grown quite fond of her, but... she doesn't like me back. I'm sure she never will either. I mean she hates my riddles. I can't seem to bond with her!" Edward looked completely distraught.
(Y/N) reached her hands across the table and smiled softly, "Edward, it's gonna be ok. I really hope that eventually you'll find someone who you really like and who really likes you too. Who knows maybe Kristen does like you back! I just want you to be happy Ed." (Y/N) gripped his hand and grinned almost blindingly.
Edward knew that he might never truly have Kristen, but he would always have his faithful friend (Y/N) (Y/L/N) by his side.

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