1. "Any particular reason you're covered in glitter and... is that blood?"
2. "Just tell me the truth."
3."Did you really think I wouldn't notice?"
4. "You've gone to the bathroom 3 times, I know you're trying to get out of the question."
5. "Excuse you, I perfect my bad ideas."
6. "I've been stuck here for three hours please, for the love of god, help me."
7. "Say that one more time I dare you!"
8. "You've just been stabbed and somehow you've managed to still piss me off."
9. "You've read that book 6 times in one week, what the hell is wrong?"
10. "You did what with my sister?!"
11. "Please, please, please wake up!"
12. "I can offer waffles and false reassurance."
13. "For the record, I have not and will not promise anything."
14. "On a scale of one to Australia how dangerous are we talking?"
15. "I got a piece of glass stuck in my foot and I'm too scared to move."
"Well I guess I'm gonna have to carry you."
16. "I made you an origami crane because I have no idea where to find flowers."
17. "Just go on without me."
18. "I just want you to be happy."
19. "Love is letting someone you care about be happy. Even if it's not with you."
20. "I'm not crying it's just rain, oh, and the stick going through my foot."
Then you just request a character and poof! I shall finish your request!!! (You can choose as many as you want) the only one I didn't come up with was number 14
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Batman Villain Preferences
Romance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!4 requests left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Preferences (and oneshots) of my favorite batman villains and any others you would like
