Batman Villain Preferences

Riddler and Prompt 5

"Bravo dumbass," (Y/N) snorted, "this may be the stupidest thing you've ever done."

Edward sighed dramatically, "I know jumping into the Gotham river wasn't the um, most ingenious escape tactic but... I escaped! At least, unlike you, my bad ideas actually work!"

"Excuse you, I perfect my bad ideas!"

"Hmph, sure," Edward chortled and leaned against the door frame,"can you please just let me in. The cops have been searching for me for the past hour or so!"

(Y/N) deadpanned and shook her head and smirked, "I'm not letting you in."

"What?!" Edward exclaimed, "You do realize that we're dating right?"

(Y/N) grimaced and started to close the door, "Well, you're acting like a dick so that won't last long!"

Edward shoved his foot in between the door and the frame before falling backwards and hitting his head on the sidewalk.

"Shit," (Y/N) hissed. She quickly stepped out of the doorway and looped her arms around Edward's middle. Once she dragged him inside, she managed to hoist him up onto the couch.

Dressing his wounds and wrapping him in a blanket, (Y/N) stepped out of the room and began to prepare for bed.

The next morning she barely registered the feeling of arms wrapped around her torso. After a small moment of panic, she realized it was just Edward and tried to wriggle out of his arms.

"Stop moving my head hurts," Edward grumbled and nuzzled into (Y/N)'s neck, "after all you did manage to knock me out."

(Y/N) scoffed and pushed his arms off of her, "Edward, you're still managing to piss me off. Now let go of me, some of us still have to go to work instead of chasing around a glorified furry."

Edward sighed and rolled onto his back as (Y/N) got up and walked over to her closet, "Thanks for patching me up dear," he smiled, "I apologize for involving you in this... predicament."

(Y/N) sighed and took her work clothes out of the closet, "Turn around Ed, I need to change."

Smirking devilishly, Edward purred, "Oh come now dear, we've seen each other naked. Shouldn't this be my apology for you so viciously attacking me?" Edward rose from the bed and looped his arms around (Y/N)'s middle, slowly kissing her neck.

Letting a small moan slip, (Y/N) leaned closer into Edward and muttered breathily, "I'll call in sick today, don't think you're off the hook for not talking to me in over a month Edward."

"I'm sorry love," Edward frowned.

"Well you can make it up to me today. In bed."

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