Rich: GET OFF MY DICK
Michael: but he wasn't on your dick...
Jake: wh-
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Michael: Australian.... is a disease...?
Jeremy: Are you high?
Michael: hi
A/n: I MISREAD SOMETHING OK??!!!
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Jeremy: I'm gonna leak!
Michael: you're gonna leak?
Jeremy: i'M lEaKiNgGGgggggggGggg!!
*just Michael laughing in the background*
Brooke: ...
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Michael: are you gonna leak again?
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Chloe: you love me!
Brooke: I love you not!!
Chloe: BUT YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
Brooke: I sAiD i LiKeD yOu ThErE's A dIfFeReNcE
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Michael: you love me!
Jeremy: I don't- actually you know what I'm not gonna argue with that yes..
Michael: ...
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Chloe: omg Christine and Jeremy would be so cute together!
Brooke: yeah!
Chloe: we should totally set them up!!!
Brooke: oh oh yeah!
Michael: you guys are just sad that you don't have your own relationship so you ship your friends
Chloe: I mean... you're not wrong
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SQUIP: eugh Jeremy's leaking again
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Rich: Dude are you leaking again?
Jeremy: nnnnyes...
Jake: leaking?
Rich: I meant crying
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Rich: bi bi bi
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Jeremy: so... you're bi?
Rich: yes?
Jeremy: what's your dream girl?
Rich: a girl
Jeremy: ...what's your dream guy?
Rich: a guy
Jeremy: so let me get this straight... you'd say yes if any guy or girl asked you out... but you'd say no if they were nonbinary?
Rich: uhm no I'd say yes to a nonbinary person
Jeremy: so... then you're pan?
Rich: *bisexual screech* nOOOO
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Jenna: I swear he's gay
SQUIP: shut up! I'll tell my boyfriend you're harassing me!
Michael: idk.. I'm gay. He's not. Trust me.
Jenna: but just look at him!
Michael: if you're so sure...
Jenna: I'm sure!
Michael: it takes one to know one Jenna
SQUIP: wh- wait what?!
Jenna: n-no I'm straight
A/n: idk if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I confused the smartest kid in the grade
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SQUIP: ugh I hate people
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Dustin: I-i just want a h-hug...
Michael: oh god he's gonna leak again
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Michael: do you want a sausage or do you need an emotional connection to it first?
Jeremy (a proud demisexual this time): NO! But yes I want a sausage
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BMC & DEH One-shots
FanficPretty much the title guys. REQUESTS ARE OPEN AND I'LL TRY MY BEST. Main ships: RichJake Boyf Riends Tree Bros Pinkberry Sincerely Three I may do some smut from time to time [special suggestions only though] and possibly some reader x character
