BMC & DEH One-shots

Big Fun

Ship: Boyf Riends, Arson Bros
Musical: Be More Chill and a lil bit of Dear Evan Hansen
AU: none
Warnings: minor swearing
Fluff/Angst/Smut: fluff

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Michael couldn't believe it. He told Jeremy he wouldn't get a lead role, even bet on it, yet here he was, looking at the cast list.

Heather Chandler: Chloe Valentine
Heather Duke: Brooke Lohst
Heather McNamara: Jenna Rolan
Ram Sweeney: Jake Dillinger
Kurt Kelly: Richard Goranski
Mr Sweeney: Jared Kleinman
Mr Kelly: Connor Murphy
Big Butt Dean: Mr Reyes
Martha Dunstock: Christine Canigula
Mrs Fleming: Madeline French
Extras: Dustin Kropp, Nicole Idgaf, Brock Star, Rachel Sor.
Ronnie Sawyer: Jeremy Heere
Jason Dean (JD): Michael Mell

"Michael!!" Oh dear lord.

Jeremy ran up to his not so energetic boyfriend, giving him a giant hug. "You got the the part- I got a part. And they even genderbent the character just for me. This is gonna be the best musical the schools done ever. That is if I don't ruin it like last year- I'm doing that thing where I ramble again... feel free to stop me at anytime-"

Michael leaned up to kiss his rambling Boyf. "You'll do fine, relax."

"If you say so~"

Rich's POV

I got a flipping lead role! Back off bitches it's mine! I'm the Kurt Kelly!

"Rich, baby, I'm so happy for you!" Jake leaned down to give me a quick kiss. "And I got Ram..." he furrowed a brow.

Ah yes. That was probably the icing on the cake. The fandom always ships Kurt and Ram because...well... Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a miss-approving world~ but there's no hiding it here. 6 months and going strong. Heck, we even have a couple ship names, like Height Differences and the one Jake hates.... Arson Bros. He says that "it implies we both do arson". Pfft. He just doesn't want to admit it.

I mean, the main thing is that I'd never give him up and, I think, he'd never let me go. Heck, I could probably marry him someday.

I was ripped from my thoughts as Dustin looked at the cast list letting out an aggravated sigh. He looked pretty upset. "Maybe another year..."

Dustin's POV

I worked so hard for that role. 2 hours a day, everyday, for a whole year. I spent most of the money I earned on private singing lessons, just so I could get that role I wanted so desperately, and what do I get in return, AN EXTRA. It's probably another year on the tech team for me.

Slinging my bag over my shoulder I turned away from the list that crushed my dreams. "Maybe another year..." I sighed.

This was my one shot and I blew it! Let's just face it... I'm destined for the tech team. Yippee!! Seriously though... I tried my best and it just wasn't enough.

I pushed past Jeremy and his grumbling boyfriend, stifling a laugh when someone tapped my shoulder.

"Hey, Tabby!"

I snorted, turning to fine the one and only Richard Goranski. Though, I must admit it took a while to catch sight of him since he's short and I'm well... really tall. "Hiya Bitch!" I fist bumped him with a grin.

Rich stuck his tongue out, smiling. "(Th)So what did you get Du(th)sty?"

"Ugh I'm an extra..." I sighed dramatically. "I think it's the tech team for me again."

"Then how about we trade?"

I blinked. Rich was willingly giving up his lead role for me? Honestly, that's the nicest thing he's ever done. "Really?"

Rich punched me in the shoulder, lightly. "Yeah dude, the part(th) your(th)."

"Thank you!" I just about screamed. I have a lead role! I pulled him into a quick hug. "Thank you so much!"

"Don't worry about it, Tabby."

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Let's just say Heathers was a huge success even if Dustin made it a heck ton gayer with the combination of other queers. Michael also enjoyed being JD even if his boyfriend had to fake die- also they made everyone cry, it was freaking sad.

Also Rich almost set a fire in the theatre with exposed wires.

Also one time Dustin started laughing cause Jake tripped on his pants when they were 'stripping'.

Michael got a couple boners during dead girl walking.

Dustin couldn't sing Blue with a straight face considering it turned pretty gay with Jeremy as Ronnie.

Jeremy squeaked every time Chloe yelled at him.

He actually screamed one time.

Mr Reyes ironically messed up his lines.

One of the shows Jake replaced the fake alcohol with real stuff.... Jeremy got pretty drunk and uhm they had to stop the show.

The end

A/n: I lost all motivation for this a while ago